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Friendspention

The act of suspending all communications with a (former) friend.

Heavily weighted to electronic blocking and spam filtering, such as Blocking a user on Facebook, and adding their emails to the Spam folder in Gmail. It is possible to even artificailly "Bounce" emails from the friendspentioned party, as well as adding their phone number to the block list in a celphone or Google Voice.
Frank: "Man, Aimee was such a jealous bitch because of the way I spoke to my Denny's waitress I had to put her ass on permanent friendspention."

Chris: "So you're done with her totally?"

Frank: "I did say permanent friendspention!"
by The pr0n September 17, 2011
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Friendship Gas Tank

The metaphorical container that holds all the liberties in a friendship. Occasionally needs refilling to keep the friendship in a proper give-take equilibrium. Can be refilled by one friend giving the other friend food, alcohol, sexual favors, money, rides, or even filling their actual gas tank.
Molly: "Mike, can you drive me around to do some errands today?"

Mike: "It's been a while since you filled up the friendship gas tank..."

Molly: "What if I buy you Taco Bell?"

Mike: "Deal"
by Mike the LCB August 3, 2012
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friendship therapy

A euphemism for no-strings-attached oral sex, intended to relieve stress or console.
One of my co-workers was depressed over breaking up with her boyfriend, so I offered her some friendship therapy.
by Suburban Turban February 18, 2014
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Friendship

When you get matching tattoos on your abdomen that read " MVU" which stands for most valuable uterus
I really love our friendship
by Yaases January 19, 2015
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friendship felony

behaving towards another person, actively or passively, in a manner that is hurtful and harmful to the friendship to the point of being unforgivable
Wait, so she knows you are going through a breakup and that you just lost your job and she is still not calling you back or returning your texts? That's a total friendship felony.
by AJeepGirl January 17, 2016
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Friendshipical

An adjective for a friendship that is more special.

A Positive Strong Bond within the people of that friendship
Friendship We have a Friendshipical Relationship.
by Hats_For_Giraffes July 1, 2016
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Friendipede

A line of friends forming an alliance in a line by holding hands to move through a crowd.
Tom: Holy shit! How are we gunna get to the front of the show? There are so many people here!

Marcel: Let's form a friendipede and walk through this crowd! I'll be in the front!
by Dano Imagination November 13, 2016
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