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Fluster-Fucked

1) A state of being where one is creating a mess due to their being overwhelmed or in a brain fog.

Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked I keep knocking everything over because my head is so foggy.

2) Ending up having sex with someone while the events leading up to such were a fog or blur.

Ex: last night I was a fluster-fuck; I have no idea who the guy was at the party that I slept with since I was so wasted.

3) Being screwed over by people because of mistakes one is making in a brain fog.

Ex: I got fluster-fucked at work today when a coworker stole my idea that I was poorly articulating to my boss.

4) Knowing one is going to screw everything up due to the severity of brain fog.

Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked: I'm going to screw up my presentation at work since my head is so foggy.
Since I received the bad news, I'm so fluster-fucked I can't see straight.
by ~Riversong~ November 8, 2022
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faustroll

An internet post that whips the devil in the details.
Damn, bitch, you done gone faustroll on his scrawny white ass...
by Honkey Pox Harry December 1, 2022
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Fausterity

The combination of the words False and Austerity as well as the name of the medieval writer Johann Faust.

Definition: To live in false austerity in an attempt to entice the devil into making a deal.
Austere: to live a modest or simple manner. - without luxury
Fausterity in definition, is to live in a manner that is untrue in nature to the act of living in Austerity. Faking out the devil ain't cool.
by Not Joel McHale December 12, 2022
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Först är kvar

Coined by a man named Tobias back in 2022, it means something along the lines of "First come, first served" but at the same time absolutely not. Nobody know what it means.
What time did you get home last Friday night?
- "Först är kvar."

Whats the deadline on the super important project?
- "Först är kvar."

What time would you like to eat dinner?
- "Först är kvar."
by Dullas69 January 26, 2023
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Fausthanos

Cope, spiral and repeat. 24/7 flat earth discords punching bag. Anti flat earther.
They are doing a Fausthanos.

Another Fausthanos.
by Simpcord March 21, 2023
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Faust moment

When a male person or a character looked female enough, making you feel 'things' inside your body. It could lead you to do... 'something'.
Syafiq : I just had a Faust moment bruh
Arashi : What is a Faust moment
Faust : -define Faust moment
by FaustVolke June 27, 2023
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