Flirtation

A convoluted status game played by women who want to select a mate who is as predatory as possible.

By the end of the 21st century, the dominance of technical fields limited most economic opportunities to autism-spectrum personality types. This would force women to become more direct with romantic communication and largely dispense with the process of flirtation, as they found that all men with the ability to hold down a job had no ability to pick up on their subtle hints that they might want to be asked to dinner.

by clasticknack April 18, 2021

Flirtable

Easily flirted with. High propensity for flirting.

"That girl is totally flirtable right now."

by TheOctoman May 11, 2021

Flirtynora

flirtynora is a girl that is obsessed with Nora hildegard.

flirtynora is dating Nora hildegard!!

by flirtynora June 6, 2021

Flirtfumblé

The art of trying to ask out a girl who is very clearly not interested in you and fumbling to try to end the conversation when you see she doesn't like you

I watched in pain as a nervous boy practised flirtfumblé to an unimpressed looking girl

by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021

Flirt Flix

The combination of watching a tv show or movie while simultaneously texting with a person that you are attracted to but can't be next to them when watching. Examples include distance, an affair, or forbidden romance.

Variations include; Friend Flix: watching a show/movie and texting with someone you have no intention of banging.

"Hey babe, you got time to flirt flix tonight"

by ALOT99 July 30, 2021

flirtnado

A give and take spiral of flirting. Typically results in excessive laughter and extreme attraction.

I started talking to this girl online and it's been a constant flirtnado, love it.

by SirMichael October 29, 2021

Flirt Simulator

A member of the opposite sex, who you are not (yet?) having a romantic relationship with, but you sometimes push the boundaries for the sake of ‘practice’.

Because Dave had so little experience with women, he was lucky to have Sue as his Flirt Simulator to help build his confidence.

by Philosoraptor1969 October 14, 2021