Flaberon

Male dog

You’re being such a flaberon right now

by Stuigi March 11, 2023

flânerie

idling; strolling about aimlessly

Why does she continue her flânerie if she knows where she is?

by SummaryWorld May 21, 2023

Flabershamamagastered

a level of flabbergasted beyond the range of humanity itself

Person1: squeezes lemon into drink
Person2:

Person1: eats lemon, skin and all, then eats another one without even flinching
Person2: *and at that moment I was Flabershamamagastered*

by ghostToes July 13, 2023

Flaberhannsed

Flabbergasted, astonished, amazed

“I had intercourse with your mother last night”
Bro was to “flaberhannsed” to speak*

by Fredrik Dunder August 2, 2023

flabergackle

Someone who uses words that are perplexing/made up

Francesco: I just got gooned by a flipper who is flanty.

Rachel: Francesco is such a flabergackle!

by Rizzerrach July 15, 2024

Flaygrance

The mix of flavor and fragrance. You taste what you smell, you smell what you taste.

"His flaygrance was so very specific."

by Bagoogalee July 20, 2024

Flaker's High

The euphoric feeling of relief and liberation one gets after cancelling or flaking out on a commitment they were dreading, especially one made out of obligation, societal pressure, or to appease someone else.

Particularly experienced by introverts faced with social obligations, but can apply to anyone ditching something they're not vibing with. Like a runner's high, but for being a flake.

"Sarah was riding that flaker's high after she decided to Netflix and chill instead of going to that overcrowded music festival she got invited to."

"Dude, are you going to Mike's party tonight?"
"Nah, just flaked. Riding the flaker's high now and binging on ice cream."

by Dee Baggins September 15, 2023