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flat asses are now popular amongst black women......
not to many black women have big asses most women in the world have flat asses mostly black and white girls.
damn that bitch got a (flat ass).

flat cardborad look like shit
by Lee_Lee dat girl November 5, 2007
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flat-topped

1. Noun. A hairstyle popular in the early 1990s, sported by former Amiga Power journalists until present day. A haircut where the hair is shaved unpleasantly at the sides and combed straight up to form a "flat-top", a perfectly level snooker table smooth top sported above a pinch-face.

2. Adjective, "flat-topped" Obnoxious or idiotic behaviour, noticeably angry but lacking in self awareness or critical thought. Also the act of aggressively barracking one poorly thought out-idea ploughed into the ground along formulaic lines.
That inexplicably angry rant you are indulging in is particularly flat-topped, sir. And questioning my ability to 'understand simple English' is only compressing the flat-top'.
by flat toppo December 3, 2010
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flat tire

Stepping on the back of someone's shoe so that they have to put it back on. When I moved to Los Angeles peaople were calling this a "wedgie," but that's plain wrong! A wedgie involves whitey-tidies and a display of upward force.
That bastard gave the blind guy a wedgie during a fire drill.
by Fred the nerd February 4, 2004
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Flat Top

To stay behind in a foreign country while on a work related trip and abandon all of your responsibilities without saying anything to anyone in order to chase a girl only to come home five weeks later to find you no longer have a job and your cat hates you.
He is not on the plane, did Alex say goodbye to anyone? No, he totally flat topped. Well, I hope she isn't pregnant.
by the juggler November 20, 2013
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flat

a skanky little ho who thinks she has a chest and walks around looking like a board
hey sexy, dont you think im hott?
you flat as hell woman
flat? what do you mean, flat?
by FuckAnarchy907 July 22, 2006
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Flat Spliff

Noun; A marijuana cigarette that has been in your back pocket so long that it is flat.
I am kicking back illing with a Flat Spliff.
by Hugh G. Rekshon August 29, 2014
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Alaskan flat tire

A dog that is either lazy, injured, crippled, or dead. This comes from the fact that dog sleds are a well-known form of transportation in Alaska and that if anything bad were to happen to any one of the sled dogs, well, you know, the sled would falter like a car with a flat tire.
"Fuck, my dog's leg just broke! I've got an Alaskan flat tire here and I need to rush him to the vet fast!"

OR

"Hey asshole, keep your fucking pooch away from my garden, or else I'll get my shotgun and turn him into an Alaskan flat tire!"
by Terminus_Est August 1, 2016
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