floppy jalopy

A limp, old, saggy penis.

"Dude, the other day I was in the men's locker room and some old guy had a huge floppy jalopy!"
"Dude, your grandpa's floppy jalopy is hangin' out..."

by Nitaro02 February 8, 2006

Porn Flappers

The act of flapping porn cards on the Las Vegas Strip. The flapping sound is the cards hitting the below minimum wage workers hand a split second before he/she extends the hand for you to take or not take said card.

So you think those Porn Flappers are a part of a union?

by GoDeep&StopLuxor January 27, 2009

floppy head

canadians

every last one

plural: floppy heads
that other form: floppy headed

canadians are a bunch of floppy headed dildos with beady eyes

by jerkstore January 9, 2004

flapped

to back out, to wimp out, to pull out, to skank, to not do something for whatever reason

me: couldnt she be bothered to drive?
you: dont know, she just flapped it;

he was going to fight with next man down the pub, but flapped it and ran off;

by Majic Mayhem July 21, 2006

big floppy donkey dick

Just what it sounds like....

"That donkey has a really big, floppy dick!"

by xenowhacker June 2, 2004

Big, fat, flapping rat trap

The mouth someone who is saying something very stupid

Ian: I know everything
Tea-Lady: Shut your big, fat, flapping rat trap.

by Craig Cummings October 7, 2005

Floppy Fish

When the penis of a male seems floppy during intercorse

"I don't understand why his penis seemed so floppy fish during sex today"

by Antifloppyfish October 9, 2013