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Fiddler on the Roof

Male ejaculates off of a three story building and shoots his cum on to unsusspecting persons below.
Kyle was the Fiddler on the Roof, he gave Stephenia a cum shower.
by Rick Dick 69 so fine March 22, 2011
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Bolongna Fiddler

When a guy puts his dick in a girl's pussy and his balls in her ass hole, then she queefs and farts at the same time.
Give me that bolongna fiddler, Govna!!!
by Jeremy B. February 4, 2008
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Fiddle Diddle

Slang for a man's private part.
Also used as an insult
You have a BIG fiddle diddle.
You fiddle diddle you screwed me!
by Fun Yun Rider January 5, 2011
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fiddle

1. To cheat someone of money.
2. APpears in the UK sitcom "Blackadder" (series 3) as a rude word (when looking up the words "Fart, Fiddle, Fornicate" in Dr Johnson's first dictionary). Quite what 'fiddle' is intended to mean in this context is not clear.
John's on the fiddle.
I will fiddle the books.
by Ian Chode October 29, 2003
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fiddle

You're the fucking idiot. fiddle=violin. It's more of a violin playing style than anything.
Every good violinist should try fiddle style.
by Homosex August 10, 2007
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High-Fidelity Oscilloscope

1. An electronic device that is overkill or is grossly over-engineered for a given task. An example is a 200 megahertz oscilloscope on your $8,000 CD transport to view sound waves that are four orders of magnitude less clear.

2. Any expensive device bought to "improve" the performance of a system (not just a sound system), when only a small percentage of the potential of the added on device will be used.
They now have a "gaming" network card with a K-shaped heatsink on it, which is about as pointless as a high-fidelity oscilloscope.

So you bought a blu-ray recording deck to get crisp copies off your VHS tapes you taped off of UHF rabbit ears?? You might as well as bought a high fidelity oscilloscope to draw a graph of how often the furnace switches on.

Bob Dylan spent $2,000 on a new Karoke machine with the ribbon microphone,electrostatic speaker, and Akai open-reel deck, but I personally think he wasted his money on a high fidelity oscilloscope.

RiceBoy:My $250 Yugo has remote-start, DVD video system with navigation, and premium high-octane fuel in the tank, as well as an exhaust tailpipe big enough to fit an LP record album in sideways. MuscleCarMan:(sarcastic tone)You should put in a high-fidelity oscilloscope in next!
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter November 30, 2007
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To play the fiddle

A disguised form for semi-exhibitionists to refer to their superskillful male masturbation sessions.
You: Ah, well, I'm off now; it's time to play the fiddle.
She: Oh crikey, do you play the fiddle?!
You: On a daily basis, me love.
She: Oh, then you must have very well-trained hand coordination!
You: I sure have, lass!
She: I wish you could record some of it for me!
by TerranceTheTerraceTerrier June 27, 2010
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