Fountain of knowledge

A person with a high chance to get an ace in any exams.

In case of any questions, you can ask the Fountain of knowledge.

by sbd with sth November 9, 2017

Funtee

A fun auntie that could be related by blood or marriage

I love having fun with my funtee

by Nurse Nikki May 26, 2018

Funts

The biggest insult one can receive. A Funts has a small peepee that is not circumcised and has a bald caillou head. They commonly get mistaken for as an egg and act like they get bitches but they only receive love from their dog and mommy.

Ewww damn you bald headed ninny muffin out here being a Funts.

by hunterloveslexitomato November 4, 2018

funt

A funt is the abbreviated form of the phrase "fat cunt". It is used in hostile situations and is a dense, multi-faceted , gender-neutral and highly effective insult. Men can be funts; women too. It shocks the recipient into pitiful self-recognition and can injure them psychically, making it a sort of delicious "tactical nuke" favored by the truly verbally brutal looking to land that knock-out blow.

Listen, ya FUNT. You've never had a pretty day in your life, you've shit several pups and now you want to start World War Three with the store manager because they stopped selling your favorite baked goods. Maybe you should just leave and walk home, getting those bulbous labia some badly needed exercise!! ...Oh shit, I thought you were a lady , Mister President !

by joedaprogramma December 26, 2018

Funt

If you ever want to call someone a mean name but don't want to get in trouble in front of adult call them a Funt.
Witch is a acronym for "Fucking Cunt".

She is such a stupid "Funt".

by Babybear;) March 7, 2019

Fountain of youth

Worse than a corporate scam since its a human scam. There is no fountain of youth, not everybody has the gift of being an eternal child, some people do and some don't. You could convince people that everybody could be that way, but not everybody is good at being charming or childlike and playful, just like any talent, not everybody has it.

People who tell you there's a fountain of youth must think you can't handle the truth.

by Solid Mantis January 27, 2020

Funtime bonnie

A fan made animatronic that people fantasize about because its not in any fnaf games, scott you had one job

"Funtime bonnie should be added into fnaf because more ship material"

by Jovieisfnaf June 19, 2020