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Farminger

Farmer who complains when it's too wet/too dry/too cold/too hot and that prices are too high/too low, and the gravel in their driveway is too sharp for their dainty little feet unless they wear their very expensive boots.
The old farminger told me that the season had been too wet, but that the rain wasn't enough for a good crop.
by John of the Antipodes July 7, 2011
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farming and grinding

mother : Dillon, are you farming and grinding again? I mean in terms of coming home from school and playing computer games instead of doing homework, and then being disappointed about your grades?

Dillon: Lol, farming and grinding is actually the key to the biological survival of any species, including humans, because, we humans, are creatures of habit.

mother: yes, but if you know that what you are doing is going to kill you, you either die off, or adapt, i.e try doing things differently, if i may put my rant in biological perspective for you. That's the moral of the fable for you for today.
by Sexydimma June 21, 2013
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farmageddon

n.Unfortunate event which destroys a crop or otherwise damages a farm's existence.

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Yessir. I reckon it was before you was born, before the farmageddon, but this here used to be wheatfields as far as the eye could see. That was before they built them pipelines.

But after you and grandma stole the land from the Indians?

You hankerin' a whipping boy?
by gnostic 1 October 2, 2013
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farming and grinding

doing the same meaningless activity(ies) over and over again, without any productive result
mother : Dillon, are you farming and grinding again in terms of coming home from school and playing computer games instead of doing homework, and then being disappointed about your grades?

Dillon: Lol, farming and grinding is actually the key to the biological survival of any species, including humans, because, we humans, are creatures of habit.

mother: yes, but if you know that what you are doing is going to kill you, you either die off, or adapt if i may put my rant in biological perspective for you. That's the moral of the fable.
by Sexydimma February 8, 2014
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farmashian

A farmashian is a male or female who owns a farm but is high class and always wearing name brand clothing
Where did the smiths move to?
I think they bought a farm up north
Ohh yea I remember they're such farmashians
by Farmashian101 November 30, 2015
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Farrand

A word used in the north of England to describe something/someone disappointing.
See that guy over there? He's such a Farrand
by BackstageBaker August 22, 2016
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farmon

Dude, that guy just ate like a bajillion prunes. And now he's going to sleep. At like 7:30. What an farmon.
by minh gong goo December 4, 2016
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