The self-congratulatory act of meaninglessly subverting a trope in media. Usually for the sake of appearing more well written than in actuality.
by ThatSilverbean September 19, 2019
It is when you're sad at 3 in the morning and you feel very moist in your crotch region and you beat off to your ex girl friends instagram pics. also referred to as a William Confere.
by Smatus November 24, 2017
Sarah is titty fapping in the mothering room at work.
Crystal needs to start titty fapping or those Warlocks are going to explode
Crystal needs to start titty fapping or those Warlocks are going to explode
by HotDeuceUniversity August 05, 2016
Designated location where "the deed" is performed most often: bedroom, bathroom, public library, etc.
With a heavy door, loud doorknob, squeaky floorboards leading up to said door, computer that is blocked by an adjoining wall, surround sound headphones with sound isolating technology, and enough spare tissues to mop the floors after a Justin Bieber concert, my Fap Bunker is one that should not be underestimated.
by Craaazy1 January 13, 2014
Nico- “Hey Lula, how’s it going?”
Lula- “Well it would be going great if Hanne wasn’t such a fap blocker.”
Lula- “Well it would be going great if Hanne wasn’t such a fap blocker.”
by ratatouillelover101 December 27, 2021
Fap a fatty (v.): the act of "packing a fatty" whilst on thou toilet and choking the chicken untill you nut
Bro last night when I came home I was so tired but the night was still young and I had to fap a fatty to stay awake
by Fappy Fatty December 15, 2017
The historical art of masturbating secretly while there's someone in the same area, living or work space as you. The consequence of the person realizing could be catastrophic.
by IkilledMuffasa!!! July 23, 2015