facebook facial

the act of jazzing on someone's facebook profile

i gave her a meat shank and a facebook facial

by b_dk January 4, 2009

SpiderMan Facial

SpiderMan Facial is a different and altogether better term for the spiderman because yes, you are simulating the web-slinging act of Spiderman, but what are you actually doing? Giving a facial, right? So essentially, to call it the spiderman is to say you are a comic book dork, but to call it the SpiderMan Facial, as it is called in the adult entertainment industry, is the best and most appropriate way to describe the action. But always remember these two important rules:

1. SpiderMan Facials should only be given upon request by the lucky recipient(s).
2. Don't limit yourself to the face. Area coverage is key ... bellybutton to eyebrow.

Peter North gave a SpiderMan Facial to Ron Jeremy.

by OriginalStarGirl June 1, 2007

fack

Used in Bermuda. Replacement for the word "fuck".

What the fack are you doing?

by Heather B. May 16, 2008

facebook facade

Posting Facebook statuses that are intended to give the perception that your life is wonderful when in reality it sucks.

"Did you see Jane's Facebook facade where she posted pictures of her Aspen ski vacation? That bitch ain't got two nickels to rub together.

by Socially inept December 12, 2013

facking

Irish word for fucking.

I facking hate the irish.

by Carcer January 29, 2004

Facked

The experience of having your Facebook post hijacked.

One of my fb friends facked the nun joke I posted by pointing out a minor error and giving me a history lesson.

by tacogirl.com November 7, 2017

faceass

A word that can sometimes take place of "yea right"

Yea you`re so fine. FACEASS

by Tinh October 3, 2005