Fortnite 

A new form of birth control

I played fortnite and my girlfrkend broke up with me!

Fortnite by Magicmt May 29, 2018

Fortnite 

A modern day disease that causes dumbness and ignorance of boyfriends/girlfriends to each other.

You also caught the Fortnite virus? I can’t even talk to you, you ignorant piece of sh*t!

Fortnite by RGBanana April 24, 2018

Fortnite 

A game that will be dead next year

Fortnite will be as dead as Clash Royale in 2019.

Fortnite by HeIIRaiser May 30, 2018

Fortnite 

Something that’s only played by virgins and is severely overrated

“Yo man you wanna play some fortnite later?”
“No thanks man, I’d like to get laid”

Fortnite by BrodyBean May 31, 2018

Fortnite 

Just shut the fuck up about it, nobody fucking cares.

Random Kid: omg i have lik so many wins on fortnite xd

Me: I don't give a shit.

Fortnite by fortnitelolxd June 1, 2018

Fortnite 

Game that really isn’t that great played by kids and teens and also scrubs.
Some people will play it just so they can join into conversations. All the girls are sick of hearing about this game.
I played it to see what it was all about. I’m gonna keep playing until I get a win. Here’s what my conversation in the morning went like.

Boys: talking about season four coming out
Me: wait is season three ending today and season four coming out tomorrow or just season four starting today
Boys: it’s coming out in literally ten minutes
One boy: wait you play fortnite?
Me:yes
Boy: are you good?
Me: no
Boy:ok

Fortnite by dat Chic who plays wit da boiz June 1, 2018

Fortnite 

A game that steals every damn cent of your money just so you can ignore your gf and look fancy

Omg! Patrica I just got some v-bucks!
Isn’t that the fortnite cash?
...

Fortnite by DevilsFoeNO1 June 2, 2018