by beornotbe January 31, 2017
by Stephen Hewitt March 23, 2007
A jerk. Someone who you think is your friend, but will hurt you someday so much that you can barely look them in the eye. Despite what he did to you though, you´ll still want to be friends with him because he´s really funny. Ethan had and will ditch multiple girls just because he got scared or intimidated. Ethans are usually sensitive to their own feelings, but really insensitive to others.
by person1029381023523 January 11, 2014
by st33l3 February 02, 2011
A super sweet boy who has beautiful brown eyes. Hes thaught of as unattractive and a nerd, but nerds are more interesting! hes super smart and LOVES science. a little chubby with epic man boobs but a super warm butt. You are lucky to know Ethan
A. Did you see Ethan doing the demensional analysis paper?
B. No, his face made my eyes die!
A. Well he was fast, almost as fast as me!
B. U CRAZY BRO
B. No, his face made my eyes die!
A. Well he was fast, almost as fast as me!
B. U CRAZY BRO
by Ethangirl April 18, 2012
Someone who has a really enormous forehead. Can also be called "Captain Forehead"! Also has huge ears that can closely resemble dinner plates.
Bob: Dude are you balding?
Jim: No I'm just trying to be an Ethan.
Bob: What about your ears?
Jim: Ethan again.
Jim: No I'm just trying to be an Ethan.
Bob: What about your ears?
Jim: Ethan again.
by Koolio Kid May 14, 2008
Ethan Is a very lazy human. He enjoys smoking weed and playing fortnite all day. He can't keep a relationship for more than 2 months cause no human loves him. He shows all his love and affection to girls that he will never get. Even with his few little friends they can barely tolerate him. He thinks about swallowing pills twenty for seven. This is Ethan.
by Uyxie July 05, 2018