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Eslam

Eslam is an intelligent teacher that likes to stand on tables and yell at his students. He has an eyebrow slit that compensation for his head hair. That is, there is none.

He also always gives his favourite students extra marks for no reason but somehow hasn't been caught. Scandalous.
He's being so dishonest, but it's for a good reason. Hmm, must be an Eslam.
by talent_fairy April 27, 2022
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eskimo dreamcatcher

The act of feverishly masturbating preferably with ski goggles and ear muffs into a fully locked and loaded leaf blower. Expelling your full exfoliating load of hot man syrup directly onto but not limited to face and or chest area for the ultimate boomerang effect.
So me and the boys huddled up in the garage last night created the ultimate Eskimo dreamcatcher circle while doing peyote and ecstasy.

Verb: You have been dream catched. BITCH!
by Cum with the wind July 16, 2022
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Eskimo Reach Around

A sex act where a male or female places a ice cube under their partners balls, then attempt to jerk them off from behind and get them to finish before the ice cube melts.
Oh my god Brenden, i gave patrick the quickest Eskimo Reach Around last night.
by asorie July 14, 2023
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Trash Eskimos

Look at those Trash Eskimos in their dumpster igloo.
by eku12 October 16, 2008
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dick estimator

A purposeful underestimation to apply pressure on a task
To say "I think it will only take a day for you to make this website for me" is a "Dick Estimate" which would make that person a "Dick Estimator"
by ltd March 11, 2015
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Battered Eskimo

An Eskimo female who's been covered in batter from a busted but.
The poor battered Eskimo is gonna be a shell of a human being if you keep taking her pussy. Not even a full shell, not even a half shell, really just a shattered mess.
by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018
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Maximus Eliminatrix

The highest ranking remaining council member and Eliminatrix soldier. Oh wait, that hasn’t happened yet.
Man, Maximus Eliminatrix is going to be really cool once I finally see him!
by Veleximonierius August 23, 2019
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