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Anti-epic

When something has the makings of being epic but simply isn't; "fake epic".
Michael Bay's recent movies are the definition of anti-epic. They're loud, full of great action scenes, amazing visuals and soundtrack but they still feel flat and empty.
by dude_wheres_my_brain July 10, 2011
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Double Epic

Coming from the word that is now over used "Epic," it means something that is twice as epic as normal.
Son - "Holy shit, that guy just did a double backflip off the playground!"

Father - "No son, that shit was Double Epic."
by Gintleman November 16, 2010
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epic diddle

to diddle another person's {genetailia} in an epic manner- in a {surprising},{impressive} way- can be on any gender.
man i gave my friend an epic diddle when he was bent over...he didnt know wha hit him...lol

man i gave my {gf} an {epic} {diddle} last night...it was awesome
by mrlahey3855 September 27, 2010
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Epic Games

Epic Games ruined this planet.
by jake paul is a h e c c er March 5, 2021
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epic muff

muchos pubic hair like loads i mean its like a freakinmg jungle you need a machete just to see your feet
Oh my god its like a jungle in my pants i have an epic muff
by sandy crotch May 16, 2009
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Epic Nap

An Epic Nap can be defined as a nap that satisfies the following three conditions upon the waking of the subject:

1. subject's pillow cannot be dry
2. subject must be in the same position as he/she/it was when he/she/it fell asleep
3. subject completely loses track of time and/or space, to the point of delusion.
I came home from school one day, walked into my bedroom, laid on my bed, and fell asleep. When I woke up, I hadn't moved, my pillow was soaked, and I was confused. The clock said 8:30, and I thought I was late for school, yet something wasn't right, because it was still dark outside. Then, I realized I had just taken an epic nap.
by GoodOne1 June 27, 2010
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Epic Phale

To fail in such an epic manner as to completely shame yourself.
Halo 3 example

Guy 1 "Dude I just stuck myself"

Guy 2 "EPIC PHALE!!!!!!!"
by Xenos Worrior May 6, 2009
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