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Engineer Vision

The phenomena that occurs when a male engineer is forced to look at below average women for extended periods of time. The regular scale that is applied to women is generally multiplied by .7 to receive their actual rating.
Engineer 1: "Hey man look at the fox, she's a total ten!"

Engineer 2: "Ya she gives me one hard renob."

Regular Person: "Boys she's a generous six; quit looking through your Engineer Vision."
by BinMucker February 4, 2014
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lambo no engine

A female individual that has a huge pair of knockers but is a little bit on the bigger side. Aka…fat. Lambo no engine means might look good but that’s the only positive. Can’t drive a lambo without an engine.
Dang bro look at the rack on her.”
“Lambo no engine tho.”
by Don Trean April 7, 2023
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search engine

A thing on the internet used to search through 1,000,000s of websites and only show the sites that contain a particular word/phrase that you enter.

Often used by teenagers to find free pornography.
Popular sites include: Google, Yahoo, and MSN.
by DEADSiM2 May 3, 2005
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Cocktail Engineer

Someone (usually a sales person) that doesn't have any true skills or technical ability but makes a living off of wining & dining clients, usually loaded with empty talk.
"We need a real technical salesperson, not a cocktail engineer."

"Boy, Kim & Shannon are just a couple of Cocktail Engineers, but they sure are fun!"
by sellerina February 18, 2010
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aerospace engineer

the most awsome kind of people there is and makes money off lies, cheating and deception.
hot chick: what do you do for a living?

aerospace engineer: im in the business of aerospace engineering, babe

hot chick:...{sound of panties dropping}
by aerospace engineering dude December 11, 2010
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engineered high

A drinking activity in which cranberry juice and vodka are mixed in a red plastic cup to obtain a drink like "fruit punch." This drink is a cheap way to obtain a buzz and it works. Engineered high was made popular in the song "Smoke Dat Weed" by Juicy J.
Man I'm so fucked up right now!!!!

Yeah I heard you went to that Purdue party last night and they gave you an engineered high!!
by Cary Squad April 4, 2007
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software engineer

A person that programs software.
Frank was a software engineer for Capital Gain Inc.
by Nicolai January 24, 2004
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