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empty suit

At least McCain isn't an empty suit.
by Chaz Michael Michael October 18, 2008
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Empowered

verb
past tense: empowered; past participle: empowered
give (someone) the authority or power to do something.
"nobody was empowered to sign checks on her behalf"
synonyms: authorize, entitle, permit, allow, license, sanction, warrant, commission, delegate, qualify, enable, equip
"the act empowered police to arrest dissenters"
make (someone) stronger and more confident, especially in controlling their life and claiming their rights.
"movements to empower the poor"
synonyms: emancipate, unshackle, set free, liberate
"movements to empower the poor"
i empowered my parents
by Becky Roby April 7, 2017
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empties

The empty glass left behind on the table, usually in a bar or restaurant where fresh glasses are brought for new drinks. Usually refers to beer glasses, (pint) but could refer to any empty glass.
He had been at the pub for awhile, judging by all the empties on the table.
by cozy_socks April 13, 2008
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Empty Brain Syndrome

- the short-term disease that occurs when one is asked to recall something or give an example to prove their point, but cannot remember anything to do so

-otherwise known as EBS.
Edna: Something weird always seems to happen to me on the 18th of every month at precisely 6.09 at night
Larry: Such as.. ?
Edna: Umm.. I cant remember anything right now
Larry: Ah, empty brain syndrome
Edna: Yep
by katykinz. December 16, 2008
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empty chair

Any uncomfortable moment during a political stump speech.
"Did you notice that Chris Christie barely even mentioned Mitt Romney in his speech at the Republican National Convention?"

"Yeah, it was a total empty chair."
by dscully September 5, 2012
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Emporia State University

A university placed precisely in the middle of Topeka, Wichita, and Kansas City, and arguably placed in the most depressing middle of nowhere concocted by man.

The town of Emporia is home to Emporia State University, which is very presentable yet totally devoid of any intellectual activity, much like a Norman Rockwell painting. The academic atmosphere at ESU is comparable to a lecture on semantics given by the Little Rascals; the educators' hearts are in the right place, but the ineptitude of the majority of the instructors is only eclipsed by the worthlessness of the degrees they churn out.

Every year, Emporia graduates many of our nation's educators, but they have recently removed history as a general education requirement. Sadly, it was not as bad as keeping the program; in all seriousness, there is a gen ed history class in which the sole text is Wikipedia. Though history was only a recent nix from the curriculum, it seems critical thought and standards must have been scrubbed a decade or so ago.

Emporia is not the most backwoods thing about Kansas, placing a distant to the world's largest ball of twine in Cawker City. If there were a nuclear holocaust, and Larry the Cable Guy were the only male left to repopulate the human race, the first post-apocalyptic settlement would look exactly like Emporia. It's a town of self-important dullards swimming about in Earth's most boring fishbowl.
"Where did you get your degree?"

"Emporia State University."

"Oh, so what do you do now?"

"Wish I hadn't wasted twenty grand and four years of my life."
by Pvt. Joe Bowers August 5, 2008
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emptiful

(adjective)

Fully, or completely empty.
Larry: "Woah, this parking lot is emptiful!"
Dave: "I wish I brought my rollerblades!"

"Bob drank all the beers and left the cooler emptiful."

Pierce: "Perhaps Diane's head is as emptiful as we thought after all."

Farood: "So, is your glass half full, or half empty?"
Jonah: *drinks up*
"Well, now it's emptiful".
Farood: *poker face*
by Zacci May 4, 2017
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