Edward Cullen

THE hottest fictional character ever created by Stephenie Meyer.

He has mesys bronze hair, super-pale skin that sparkles in the sunlight, and is really tall. He's super strong, super fast, and above all, a vegetarian vampire!

'You are /exactly/ my brand of heroin.' -Edward Cullen

by Fuji-chan June 10, 2008

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Edward Cullen

That vampire that dazzles people. All the guys are jelous of him, and all the girls are obbsesed with him. He sets an extremly high expectation for girls looking for guys. Unfortunatly he is a fictional character from Stephanie Meyer's novels: Twilight Saga.

Girl #1: Hey doesnt Jeff look hot today!?
Girl #2: Not as hot as Edward Cullen!
Girl #1: WHO!?
Girl #2: You dont know Edward Cullen?

by Kirsty(: October 9, 2008

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Edward Simpkin

The penis munching son of a gun pissed off his Dad so much his PlayStation along with his hopes and dreams were destroyed by his Daddy’s penis.

‘No not again Dad’ said Edward Simpkin

by EDL1979 December 3, 2018

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Edward Cullen

Fairy.
I mean, c'mon! He doesn't drink human blood, he can go out in daylight, and he SPARKLES. He is NOT a vampire. He is, however, a fairy.

Twitard- Ahhh, Edward Cullen is the hottest vampire EVER!
Normal person- Dude, he isn't a vampire, he's a fairy.

by KazIDoBelieve May 3, 2010

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Edward garcia

The best most loving person a internet star. He is awesome with girls and loves to have sex he can do any girl in the world. He is the most hottest football player of 2008-2009

he is the best! go Edward garcia !

by lover of edwardgarcia October 30, 2008

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