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Dylan

A Dylan can be hard to handle and a know it all.. sometimes. He is the kind of person who cries if he gets a D on his/her progress report. A Dylan is constantly pretending to be autistic. He is obsessed with cars and Thanos. He has brown hair and wears a cars T-shirt everyday. He can be a nice friend occasionally. But mainly a jerk.
Simon says point to the kid with a cars shirt and Is dating thanos *points to Dylan
by Timmy9yearsold May 2, 2019
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Extremely unpopular or unsocial so they will have a lot of time for you. They love everyone they meet except for that one evil step mother or your friend's abusive father. A shoulder to lean on but may have their own issues. They could be gay pan bi or anything they are interested in. Loves Shane Dawson. Isn't overweight but says he is. VERY PERFECT OR VERY UNDERWEIGHT. Loves to sing. Loves Winter. Typically a Capricorn♑. Loves bedroom pop with a little hint of Mother Mother or Girl In Red. Loves Cavetown and Beach Bunny or MXMTOON. Loves listening to Chloe Modornio's YouTube Cover Videos (I don't think I spelled that right sorry😔). Has alot of hoodies and long sleeve shirts. Has a poetic touch. Won't fight because most of the toe bags have already been stepped on. Animation talents. Has a friend named Darla (typically) or Chloe or Toby (Tobithy) (Well not so typically). Black deuim pants. Maybe dyed hair. Could have Apple or Android (Samsung Galaxy Note is a basic favorite for Dylan's). Loves pumpkin anything (basically) and just a friendly person. Could go by a nickname like Nugget or flamingo. Or a name like their middle name or Alex. Could be a male female or other/ Anything they or them want to. (yes a potato does count). (sorry I had to).
So basically a good friendly humanoid mass. Lol.
Darla- I don't know what to do their fighting again.
The Dylan's- we are here no fear (uwu) -sorry.
by That one gay chicken nugget October 30, 2019
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The worst boyfriend ever. He sucks because he cheats. He steals. He also flirts with lot her girls too. When you find this person with not balls. Just keep him out of your life as long as possible. He will ruin your life. But as long as you keep him out of your life you will feel so much better and the weather will be all sunshine and rainbows.
“Dylan is a big fat, stealing, cheating, flirting donkey.”
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He likes moaning and calling people pigs and fat
Me: hi Dylan

Dylan: what do you want ugly pig
by Haidance October 18, 2019
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Dylan is the most retarded person you will ever meet. Most people call him a fag and it's true. If u see a wild Dylan in the wild, scream "your an asshat" And he will become offended and call you ready or hit your shots in fortnite.
Is that, a wild DYLAN??? YOU'RE AN ASSHAT!
by Laffy Dumbledore May 29, 2018
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A redhead that’s big and strong but at the same time has a stubby penis with cherry pubic hair
Oml Dylan is so dumb
by Iknoweverythingkid August 25, 2018
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He is my world, my life, my soul and my everything!! Your cute, loving, kind, generous ❤️❤️ U make everything and everyone feel amazing and u are so fun to be around 😂💜 U are u and that is the BEST thing you could ever be 🌹🌹🌹 ily from u know who !!
Dylan is in none of my classes
by Mathswithsomeone January 31, 2018
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