dutch jellyfish

The name given to a clot of jizz caught in the plughole, after having a wank in the bath and running away the water.

My flatmate left a dutch jellyfish in the bathroom

by lingurgitator July 31, 2007

call of duty

a practice which involves sucking out your own eyes and losing all your friends simotaniously

-"hey bob get the new call of duty game?"

-"im not your friend anymore."

by greg dugan April 26, 2010

dutched out

the very highest in the three stages of being high ( easy bake, microwave, and dutched out )

dude we shouldnt have smoked that last bong, now im way to dutched out to go to work

by bill hinrichsen May 1, 2005

dutch slap

A combination of a "dutch oven" and "bitch slap", wherein one releases flatulence into his or her own hand and proceeds to "bitch slap" an opponent. The smell is horrendous.

I dutch slapped your wife this morning.

by The Lone Appendage June 12, 2009

Call of Her Duty

The act in which the girl gives fellatio while the male plays call of duty.

She understands the call of her duty!

by 30rsticosworth January 10, 2010

the dutch oven

While you are getting a blow job from a girl, throw a blanket over your body(including her head), and fart. This causes her to be "hot boxed" in the stench of your fart

I finally had the chance to pull the dutch oven on my girlfriend last night. Then she dumped me. oooops

by sazthegreat May 26, 2008

Dutch Humidor

n. Similar to the Dutch Oven, the Dutch Humidor occurs when one farts in a shower equipped with a shower door. The resulting odor, magnified by the humid shower steam and enclosed area, stays pungent for a much longer period of time, similar to that of a cigar staying fresher longer in a humidor.

Unbeknownst to Emily, the combination of the previous night's draft beer and chili created the perfect Dutch Humidor for Bill as he showered in the morning. She was nearly knocked unconscious when it was her turn to shower.

by Roman Hoss September 14, 2008