Dumpster Daddy- King of the dumpster babies; this retro/emo/hipster/ punk rock melting pot of a guy who’s glory days peaked in his 8th grade summer. He’ll be wearing a ripped Green Day band shirt and smokes menthols so he doesn’t have to brush his teeth. B.O. IS his D.O. and don’t you even think about touching his bent framed aviators because Tom cruise actually wore them at one time 🙄 DD is a nomad who sleeps on random couches, leaf piles, dirt mounds and even the occasional port a potty when it’s chilly out.
by Jock Cusstoe December 5, 2019
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"You remember that chick Alan was after? The one he was all hot and bothered over trying to take to slam central station for a month? he said that box beat up worse than a ups shipment during christmas rush… said she had some dumpster pussy for sure!
by 6dollars June 11, 2019
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1. Last night I went for a dumpster run with Sarah before sliding it in.
2. Oh yes, Hank. Please give me a dumpster run.
2. Oh yes, Hank. Please give me a dumpster run.
by Dumpster Runner December 22, 2016
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by BalloonMerchant March 11, 2009
Get the Cum Dumpster mug.That Chicagoan bastard handed me the jug of Fireball and it was halfway to my stomach when I tasted the Malort and knew I was served up a Dumpster Fire.
by RenoRubs April 26, 2016
Get the Dumpster Fire mug.the bitch made me cum inside her said she was addicted or some shit i think shes a cum dumpster to be honest
by Myke Oxlong December 28, 2007
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dude 1: dude, i heard allan gave christine a russian dumpster last night!
dude 2: thats gonna start an infection....
dude 2: thats gonna start an infection....
by critical mass August 9, 2012
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