Drunkles

When you feel like you've ever eaten in your life, after drinking heavily.

the drunken munchies

oh man, I had the drunkles so bad last night. I ate an entire large pizza and five brownies.

by isntrainchild April 8, 2009

Drunkenfreude

Sober people watching others embarrass themselves, mangle their words and do things they will regret in the morning — if they even remember them in the morning.

Oh man, Peter really gave us a bag of Drunkenfreude yesterday. Do you think he will remember taking off his pants on stage?

by Siebener December 20, 2008

drunken sap

A wonderful concoction made from one part whiskey and one part REAL maple syrup. best served hot or cold.

hey bartender!
I am cold and I have no energy. what should I have?
bartender: imma gonna hook you up with some a this dank drunken sap poor fella.

by ilpvemaplesytru July 10, 2009

drunktender

Adj.: a designated driver that must also tend to the needs of the drunks they are driving around. Drunktenders are usually requested to do more than drive, i.e. help the drunk find their keys, pants, glasses, cell phone, dignity etc. A drunktender may also intervene a stop a fight or prevent a bad hook-up.

"no thanks bartender, I'm not drinking tonight, I'm the drunktender for these jerks"

by printhog August 29, 2009

Drunkeoke

v. The art of inflicting severe pain to the ears of innocent bystanders (your friends) while you demonstrate your extreme vocal abilities while totally shit-faced at the highest volume humanly possible. Usually tends to take place in public places after large amounts of alcohol have been consumed and generally constitutes one singing "I love Rock N Roll"

Paulette: If Amanda doesn't get her drunk ass off the damn stage she's gonna fall off.

Jennifer: Piss Yeah, what the Hell does she think this is? Drunkeoke?

Angela: She's killing my ears, this has to stop. She doesn't even know the words!

Various Crowd Members: Hey you dumb drunk bitch! Sit down you sound like shit!

by oneDruNKbitch March 28, 2010

Drunkle

When good friends get drunk together and aggressively cuddle with each other; hugging each other for moral support that turns into a groping of sorts; doesn't mean people have sex.

Steve: did you see katie?
Liam: yeah i did, man she looks like she drunkled.

John: oh rachael i feel so horrible. I cant believe Stef dumped me.
Rachael: i know that bitch. Want to drunkle? It will make you feel better.

by Midgetwithacause November 5, 2010

DrunkenDick

Someone who blacks out drunk and runs around being more assholeish than usual.

Frank The Tank
Everyone's favorite drunken monster
Man last night you had to much vodka and went all drunkendick. You scared all the girls.

by Zackefel July 19, 2012