hayley drunk

The worst drunk you can get. You are absolutely plastered if you are hayley drunk

I don't know but you were hayley drunk

by boopidypapbidy February 25, 2011

convention-drunk

1. when one has been in a constant state of drunkeness over the course of several days (almost mistaken for symptoms of alcoholism);

2. drinking as if it were your job (but occurring on vacation).

3. see crunk, trashed, plastered, FUBAR, shitfaced, swampy

1. I was convention-drunk this past weekend.
2. I can't wait to get convention-drunk in Puerto Rico!

by Si Sless January 18, 2010

Drunk Book

When you Facebook while intoxicated and not remembering what you wrote on FaceBook.

Dan woke up in the morning and had to check his FaceBook to make sure he didn't Drunk Book last night.

by CJ1311 January 5, 2010

Drunk IM

When you get on the messenger and im people that you wouldn't otherwise talk to and tell them that you like them and want them.

"did I drunk im you the other night? is that why you're leering at me?"

by tragicbeautiful June 27, 2008

hammer drunk

To be extremely drunk

Dude I was hammer drunk the other night, and when I got up I couldn't remember anything about it.

by nexgen January 11, 2008

Drunking Around

A combination of the words "drunk" and "fucking"

Usually used when someone is drunk and messing around and making a scene.

Girl #1: "Maggie! Please stop drunking around! You're embarrassing yourself."
Girl #2: "Son of a bitch, Ashley. I'll drunk around as much as I please."

by maggiethemae December 24, 2010

drunk to puddles

When one reaches a state of intoxication that likens them to a puddle.

Characterized by the following:
- An internal state of gushiness
- Being sprawled out or in a fetal position on the floor
- Having literally passed out in a puddle outside when trying to make it home.

Yo, did you see Alan last night? He was wicked drunk!

Yeah, that kid was drunk to puddles. I heard he hit on like six girls and then passed out at the bottom of the stairwell of his ex's apartment.

by Alan & Aileen December 15, 2008