the driving crooner

a sketch from season 3, episode 1 of Tim Robinson’s “I Think You Should Leave” in which he plays a good samaritan driver who picks up people who are over the legal limit. but in reality…he is the driving crooner. he’s really gotta find a way to make money off of this

driving crooner: fuck fuck fuck fuck! they’re trying to make it look fake!
passenger: slow down!
driving crooner: you gotta be right next to me for it to look real. you gotta be RIGHT next to me.
passenger: what is this?
the driving crooner: you’re riding with the driving crooner baby

by anonymous June 28, 2023

Topless Driving

Driving in a convertible with the top down and a woman in the passenger seat topless.

We when topless driving today pulling up to trucks so they can see my girls big tits.

by RainforestFor3 October 29, 2023

Self-Driving

Not possible without A.I. but you can't figure out how to actually put it in things yet because retarded.

Hym "I could probably get that to work, by the way. Self-Driving? I've been working on a way to circumvent the energy issues (which the reason you can't put A.I. into things yet according to Sabine Hossenfelder). I could probably get it into stuff."

by Hym Iam May 15, 2024

Trap driving

Pushing the limits of driving but not breaking the law while being aware of your surroundings.

I was in a hurry to deliver my package so i was trap driving. Them cops cant do shit.

by Training them hoes February 24, 2026

DJ Driving

Used to describe horrible driving, typically in the video-game ER:LC.

You need to work on your DJ driving, it's horrid.

by JXIjaiwjdaw March 3, 2025

Drinking & Driving

cool and totally not illegal

I love drinking & driving

by Specified May 5, 2025

Aryan driving

The process of driving fast while also using your phone to traverse a playlist filled with music that you blare through your stereo into the passengers ears.

Sam was Aryan driving again

by Oricke October 27, 2025