ding dong dooley

This is what a man is called when he
cannot get an erection no matter what.
(remember the old tune--Hang Down Your
Head Tom Dooley) well this guys' head
is always hanging down.

The bitch was complaining that
her old man cant get it up! She
calls him---ding dong dooley.

by Dirty Dave May 13, 2005

dayler

Dayler is a person wich is Bad AT everything

YOU are such a Dayler!

by Dacadente February 23, 2018

Doylestown

kiki, wtf are you talking about, "new money" "uneducated mothers".. you are full of shit.

im kiki and i have a stick up my ass.

by Doylestownian March 6, 2005

Doylestown

doylestown is the place where high school rilvary is at its best... East and West football games are violent. And you hate the other school even if its right down the road from you. East is the rich snobs while west is the pot heads... while in reality they both have the same thing! we all hang in parking lots til the cops kick us out because theres nothing better to do. And everyone is so freakin rich.. but if you think about it you wouldnt change it for the world, you love your rich life

where do you go?
west
ewww pot head

by dtownjunkie March 22, 2005

Doylestown

The underground headquarters of the sinister/clandestine "Doylestown Borough Seccesionist Movement". The revolution is just around the corner!

Bring your ski-masks and molotov cocktails to Doylestown so we can plot the assualt on the fuckin' courthouse.

by Members of the movement have no name! March 11, 2005

Doylestown

Doylestown, or D-town as the local trust fund babies like to call it is one of the best suburbs to grow up in. There is no crime, no poverty, and no concern for anyone else. We live the life of a movie. Just ask anyone that comes to the town. What is normal for us seems like something out of a movie set for other people. The kids spend their days trying to buy beer, liquir or pot for the night, while their parents are hard at work keeping their overprivlaged ass in the lifestyle they are used to. During the summer you won't find many kids in doylestown becuase most of the time we are at our beach houses or vacationing somewhere your ghetto ass will never get to go. So when you drive through Doylestown, try to drive fast, becuase we don't want you in our town complaining about the kids driving more expensive cars than most adults, and drooling over the houses. Actually better yet just take the 611 bypass, it will make us look bad if you are in our town. Thanx

You'd live here if you could

by I'mDeep May 13, 2005

Daylen

Mind rapist. Takes away your mental virginity. Is a girl who will eventually marry an asian, and move to Japan and learn to speak japanese. Is an overall awesome person.

OMG why are you so daylen?

by CuppyCakeCookiePickleChan August 22, 2011