A term most commonly used by multi-Michelin starred chef and star of the small screen, Gordon Ramsay to describe someone who can't cook for jack shit. This term can be used by itself or in conjunction together with the expletive "Fucking" or "Fuckin" i.e. Fucking Doughnut/ Fuckin Doughnut.
Gordon Ramsay: Is there anything today that I ate that wasn't microwaved?
Fucking Doughnut: The salad.
Gordon Ramsay: The salad?
Fucking Doughnut: Yeah.
Fucking Gordon Ramsay: You Fucking Doughnut. Of course you don't put fucking salad in the microwave!
Fucking Doughnut: The salad.
Gordon Ramsay: The salad?
Fucking Doughnut: Yeah.
Fucking Gordon Ramsay: You Fucking Doughnut. Of course you don't put fucking salad in the microwave!
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Get the Doughnut mug.A crusty doughnut is when someone applies their semen around their partner's arsehole, ideally smearing it a bit to create a nice ring coat around the hole itself. It is then left for a while to "bake", a.k.a. crust a bit, creating a nice crusty doughnut. The person can then enjoy their freshly baked goods as part of the night's (or day's, no judgement) experience. An alternative to this recipe is the chocolate doughnut - though ensure your partner consumes enough fibre prior to the act so the chocolate comes out nice and ready to serve. Feel free to mix and match as well.
Oh, James baked a lovely crusty doughnut last night. It came out rather crunchy and the taste was just magnificent! He can't wait to do eat it again - and so can't I. I have never seen him happier!
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Get the Doughnut operator mug.The act of ordering a dozen fresh doughnuts from a roadside establishment and proceeding to copulate with sed confection using custard as lubricant until either completion or doughnut disintegration all the while making eye contact with the vendor.
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person 1: buzz, your girlfriend. woof!
person 2: yeah, halie is in the doughnut club, she's a butterface, a bit like ruth buzzie and screetch had a child. high maintenance, a terrible person, begs for social media cred and think she's hotter than fire. not to mention she still lives with her parents at 30 years old and doesnt have a job. well, unless you count mommy and daddy's money having a job. she's got big boobs though, so there is that...
person 2: yeah, halie is in the doughnut club, she's a butterface, a bit like ruth buzzie and screetch had a child. high maintenance, a terrible person, begs for social media cred and think she's hotter than fire. not to mention she still lives with her parents at 30 years old and doesnt have a job. well, unless you count mommy and daddy's money having a job. she's got big boobs though, so there is that...
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