dutch-doored

when two friends simultaneously fuck one woman; one in the butt, one in the vagina

"Dude, me and Ty dutch-doored Veronica last night."

by dirk squarejaw May 4, 2003

the door in the floor

it is a euphamism for shame, guilt, maddening consequences; stemming from "A tell tale heart," by Edgar Allen Poe, where in he describes the agony of conscience. The murderer places the victim under the floorboards and drives himself crazy by imagining his heart beating through the wood.

Hey yo, every since I stole that lady's purse I've been having the door in the floor!

by Kat November 20, 2004

Back Doors

when a bird gets it up tha shit piece

mike: wot u do last night Tisso?
Tisso: I kicked Gemma's back doors in!

by ZOE July 10, 2003

suicide door

A door in a building on the second floor or higher leading outside that probably had a balcony or porch at one time, but now leads to nowhere. A door like this where there is something soft at the ground to cushion your fall does not count as a suicide door.

If you're going over to my aunt's house, watch out for the suicide door on the third floor.

by Pumble September 24, 2005

Door Cake

Office Door Cake (Dor-keik);

The kind of cake that gets smashed all over your shirt after a co-worker opens the door too quickly from the other side. Generally happens when cake is served due to office birthdays.

Co-worker #1: What do you think of the new guy?
Co-worker #2: That asshole office door caked me the other day and ruined my shirt. I hate him.

by flunflinflas July 28, 2014

Door Butt

A door butt is a butt that people have when they have anal sex, because people go in and out of your butthole.

“you have a door butt” says john
“why? cause i’m flat?” says gary

“cause your gay and men go in and out of your butthole gary.” says john

by YourMomIsntAMilf October 1, 2021

Door Knobber

Where one uses the mail slot on a door as a makeshift glory hole to receive fellatio.

Man, I got the best door Knobber last night.

by Cheese Jockey July 23, 2020