pumpkin dong

the stem of a pumpkin that is long and phallic shaped

You best watch your ass in the pumpkin patch, those pumpkin dongs are super long!

by donka-dewballs December 19, 2015

Dong Puller

You stick out a fist with your thumb tucked between your fingers and if someone else looks at it you yoink their peepee out

Joe: "Hey your shoe's untied"
Jim: (looks down)
Joe: DONG PULLER! Yoink!!!
Jim: (writhing in pain) "haha you got me!"
Joe : "Now eat it!"

by Zzzzkkmnnn December 19, 2018

Ding dong

Verb- to grasp a person’s pony tail esp. a girl’s and pull down sharply while shouting “ding dong”

“Hey Bobby, I’m gonna ding dong Sarah” Steven said

“Let me watch.” Bobby said

Steven snuck up behind Sarah. He grabbed her ponytail and yanked on it.

“DING DONG” Steven barked

Sarah yelped in pain

by Rakis January 17, 2019

nigerian dong

big peen, super huge golungous peen

I used to have two inch peen, now i have 1ft. nigerian DONG

by no_homo_Chromo August 24, 2018

Dong jockey

Likes to ride dicks

Dj is a real dong jockey. He loves the cock

by 216 wp May 17, 2017

kiddy dong

The name of Diddy Kong's penis

I want to smash Coco with my kiddy dong

by Venom Miller July 2, 2017

dong enragment

A guide to get a bigger dick

Dang, your two inch dick needs dong enragment

by DArealWebstam8 June 19, 2016