Dong jockey

by 216 wp May 17, 2017
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dong gargling

The act of putting every part of the male genetalia into ones mouth, during Oral sex. This includes both testicles, as well as the penis.
Guy 1: Yoo I was with this girl last night and she was dong gargling me!
Guy 2: Yooo no way man.

Guy 1: Yeah she had it all in there- The penis and the balls
by Alfonzo May 31, 2016
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Dong Bong

A sex move where two people get high and one lights the other's dick and balls on fire.
"God, my balls still hurt. We did the Dong Bong last night."
by Natsfroh April 11, 2022
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Jason Dong

Jason Dong is an unbelievably intelligent yet humble guy. He's popular but smart at the same time. Gets into every school team. Everyone loves him but is also jealous of him.

Incredibly athletic, has a sexy ripped body. Everyone calls him the most handsome guy alive. Tight abs, V-cut obliques, big chest, some facial hair, big arms, strong back and things. Just the right amount of hair on his chest, abs, legs, and arms.

Everyone wants him to take his shirt off during recess. Always wins shirtless fights at recess. Everyone touches his shirtless body. Too sexy that everyone rips his shirts off. Gets tortured at recess, but everyone knows he can take down ten people with his bare hands. Beats up all the thugs. Everyone takes shirtless photos of him.

Does push up competitions. Beats everyone with one hand. Slaughters people in arm wrestling.

Very kind and sarcastic guy. Damn handsome face body. No one can resist not touching his bare back or chest or abs. Sexiest guy ever.

Everyone who ever saw him wants to touch his whole body and sleep with him shirtless. Too sexy.
I love Jason Dong so much.
by JasonDong June 01, 2022
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dong-diddler

A person who enjoys touching others' penises, usually by tickling with the tips of the fingers or by "twerking" the butt on it.
(Noun) That guy S. Bailey is a huge dong-diddler.

(Verb) S. Bailey dong-diddles with his special friends.
by your face is douchey November 09, 2013
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god-dong

A cross between "God-damn" and "dog-gone". Designed to sound not as cheesy as "dog-gone" but nor as blasphemous as "God-damn".
by Violinist91 October 04, 2008
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swamp dong

When male genetilia is all hot and sweaty; like swamp ass (swass) or boob sweat (swoob).
It's like 104 degrees outside and these polyester shorts are giving me a bad case of swamp dong.
by qharkanson December 27, 2014
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