pumpkin dong

the stem of a pumpkin that is long and phallic shaped
You best watch your ass in the pumpkin patch, those pumpkin dongs are super long!
by donka-dewballs October 24, 2015
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kiddy dong

I want to smash Coco with my kiddy dong
by Venom Miller July 02, 2017
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Jason Dong

Jason Dong is an unbelievably intelligent yet humble guy. He's popular but smart at the same time. Gets into every school team. Everyone loves him but is also jealous of him.

Incredibly athletic, has a sexy ripped body. Everyone calls him the most handsome guy alive. Tight abs, V-cut obliques, big chest, some facial hair, big arms, strong back and things. Just the right amount of hair on his chest, abs, legs, and arms.

Everyone wants him to take his shirt off during recess. Always wins shirtless fights at recess. Everyone touches his shirtless body. Too sexy that everyone rips his shirts off. Gets tortured at recess, but everyone knows he can take down ten people with his bare hands. Beats up all the thugs. Everyone takes shirtless photos of him.

Does push up competitions. Beats everyone with one hand. Slaughters people in arm wrestling.

Very kind and sarcastic guy. Damn handsome face body. No one can resist not touching his bare back or chest or abs. Sexiest guy ever.

Everyone who ever saw him wants to touch his whole body and sleep with him shirtless. Too sexy.
I love Jason Dong so much.
by JasonDong June 01, 2022
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god-dong

A cross between "God-damn" and "dog-gone". Designed to sound not as cheesy as "dog-gone" but nor as blasphemous as "God-damn".
by Violinist91 October 04, 2008
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dong sow

dong sow. a meaning where asians use this slang to get food.
Hey wanna go get some DONG SOW! Yea bro let’s go. Let’s go see kevin!
by narinwashere February 06, 2020
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swamp dong

When male genetilia is all hot and sweaty; like swamp ass (swass) or boob sweat (swoob).
It's like 104 degrees outside and these polyester shorts are giving me a bad case of swamp dong.
by qharkanson December 27, 2014
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dong locker

A spin-off of the term "boner garage" used in the movie "We're The Millers" meaning a vagina. Most of the time used while talking about a total slut
Guy 1: Yo I just fucked that girl Tammy!
Guy 2: Bro, she's nicknamed dong locker down at the strip club.
Guy 1: ..
by A$AP HOSS April 13, 2015
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