dumpster diving

when a bloke finds an scungy slut ta root, usually uglier than he's capable of

Tom: Oh shit! Did ya see that wanker with that ho, he's dumpster diving

by Spltbird April 03, 2006

pearl diving

An Ossining, NY Fire Department slang term for dish washing, and female masturbation.

After pearl diving at the restaurant, pearl dived in my bed

by pearldiverofd February 26, 2014

Tits diving

When you see a chick with a wonderful clivage, you just feel like tits diving into it!

- Hey dude! Check out that chick over there?! Big boobs huh?!!

- Oh man... I wanna tits dive so bad right now!

Tits diving is one of my favorite activity!

by make it up, write it down October 06, 2010

Swan Dive

The act of swan diving into bed as you would into a pool whilst inadvertantly inserting yourself into your female partner.

- Dude, my girlfriend was sleeping last night, totally did a Swan Dive! - No way!!!

by mFarmer July 18, 2010

Swan dive

When you need to poo so badly, you run to the bathroom, drop your drawers and poo mid sitting down.

I had to go so bad, I ran up three flights of stairs and took a swan dive as soon as I got to the can.

by Jujunum July 28, 2013

muff dive

when you make you'r way through a girls pubic hair filled with chunks of duck butter looking for the vaginal opening

for fuck sakes jill...learn how to shave i hate having to muff dive my way through

by spazzy jazzy January 19, 2003

Swan Dive

When a girl with huge boobs walks into a room. Like the guy from the Old Spice commercial, you just wanna climb up to the highest point of the room and jump down mimicking the motion used in the commercial. "Swan Dive!"

Girl walks into your workplace with huge boobs and wearing a low-cut shirt. As soon as she leaves, you look at your co-workers, hold your hands above your head in a swan-dive position and say "Swan Dive"!

by Swipa September 25, 2010