pink dink 

A raw, painful state of the penis, caused by excessive masturbation and/or sexual acts.

Jason tried to rub one out for the seventh time in one day, but had to stop because he had a raunchy case of pink dink.

pink dink by ibomb December 25, 2008

Inky Dink 

Half midget, half beast...long nails,long shaggy hair,knobby knees,runs fast doesn't like light...only comes out at night...it's a green creature with white ghostly fog around it with bright green eyes. Eats garbage.

Jesus's crist it's the inky dink! Run!

Inky Dink by BunnyBae2211 March 29, 2015

Inky Dink 

Half-midget, Half-beast

Boy, did you just see that inky dink?

Inky Dink by Hector VanMannMilliGroat October 13, 2007

Chinese Shrinky Dink 

The man smears hot mustard and Szechuan sauce on his "wang" and shoves it up his woman's chocolate star fish.

After eating a huge meal from PF Chang's, I like to give the little lady a Chinese Shrinky Dink for dessert.

Chinese Shrinky Dink by Tommy Harris August 24, 2006

shrinky dink 

That time of the month for men in which they act like douches. Its symptoms are similar to that of the female period but more severe and can occur at any time of the month. Characterized by mood swings, anal retention, and an inability to find his balls.

He must be on his shrinky dink, he's acting like a biotch.

shrinky dink by JeStKa October 23, 2010

dinosaur dink 

A weiner that is flakey and shaped like a triceratops.

She dumped me because she said i had a dinosaur dink.

dinosaur dink by Brandon Magee May 17, 2006

coinky dink 

a coincidence

the fact that gossip girl and i had the same ideas make it a coinky dink

coinky dink by aduster June 23, 2010