Dink

D-double

I-income

N-no

K-kids

Person 1:Bro look at them they look so free!

Person 2: Yeah, I aspire to be a dink.

by _PURRRR_ December 20, 2023

Ba dink

A small , under developed, malnurated, glass pizo, so small you can only put half a bowl in it .

Dam that a ba dink, or all got is that ba dink

by Pharoh December 10, 2021

Dink

When something is very nice, sexual, erotic, lovely, god-like, out of body experience.

Aw man, have you tried this MD , it’s so dink.

Bro, I am going to get so dink(y) tonight it’s going to be unreal

by Cleary smeary February 4, 2022

wrinky dink

What happens to a man who soaks in the tub too long.

I fell asleep in the tub. Now I've got a wrinky dink.

by Nightmare Chambers May 17, 2018

Dink

A small fish and or small game animal.

Went fishing a few days ago, didnt catch anything but a few trash fish and a s
Dink snapper.

by Davebillybob November 25, 2017

Dink

An acronym for "Double Income, No Kids," a household where the closest thing to a child's tantrum might be a Wi-Fi outage, and the biggest bedtime story is the monthly budget. Here, 'playdates' involve streaming marathons and the only 'bottle time' is choosing between red or white wine!

Young Dinks: "We're dinks, we can vacation any time and afford appetizers. We have 20 cats and drink $20 lattes."
Old Dink in Senior Care: "I haven't had a visitor in 10 years and will die alone, but those lattes sure were good."

by Ardelis88 January 2, 2024

Dink Flexing

Middle aged married couples without kids, aka "Dinks" (dual income no kids) spending on their lifestyles to show how hip and fit they are. The things they spend on are mountain bikes, craft beers, travel, outdoor gear in general, SUV's, etc

That couple's new SUV with new pricey mountain bikes on back is some real dink flexing.

by Laughs Along With Humans May 10, 2023