dingle dick

to call someone an idiot or insult their intelligence.

shutup dingle dick, you don't even know what your talking about!

by justin May 13, 2005

dingle berries

gradual biuld-up of fecal matter that viciously clings to the anal hairs often the reason for itchy assholes

by Anonymous May 1, 2003

dingle berries

Little berry shaped objects of unkown origin that cling to the hair of stoutbitches ass and are mistaken for the "G" spot by gaybe.

gaybe worked the dingle berries ferociously, BUTT only ended up with stink finger.

by gaybe May 14, 2003

Hum Dinger

When during a Blowjob the giver hums to the Batman theme song whilst an erect Penis is motioning back and forth in their throat and at the same time simultaneously flicking the receiver's balls as if it were the lunchtime bell.

My genitals were on sexual fire so bad when Jamie gave me a Hum Dinger that my heart stopped.

Who's Speechley fooling saying that he's not sexually experienced....the Hum Dinger he gave me told me he's done this kinda thing many times before.

If I'm not copping a Hum Dinger...I'm not alive!

by Horny Horn May 29, 2013

Dingle

A dingle is when you hurt/crash/injure yourself or something else. E.g if you go down a fire slide and break your leg this is a dingle. Another example is when you have a car crash this is called a dingle, NOT a bingle - what a bitch whoever said that! In summary, my parents ruined my life & made me a laughing stock because its definently a dingle not a bingle.

"I havta go see Rob (hot physio) cos i dingled my leg"

hahahahahaha!

by slye123 March 17, 2011

dingle berries

dried up shit that turn into little balls and get intwined into the hair in your ass

that nasty muthafucka got dingle berries fallin out his ass at da club, but he a gangsta.

by grand papi February 13, 2007

dingle berries

When a collection of toilet paper and shit build up on your arse hairs to form 'dingle berries'.

Sean likes eating dingle berries after a week without showering.

by billy February 14, 2004