Any woman whose man hands, thick wrists, and powerful forearms lead one to suspect that she is probably a lesbian. The expression dates from the 19th century, when dildos were often made from root vegetables such as carrots or turnips.
Alex: Dude, check the dirty fingernails on that dildo farmer!
Graham: Don't be disrespectful man, she's certified organic.
Graham: Don't be disrespectful man, she's certified organic.
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by Wgabriel March 27, 2015
Get the dildo friends mug.Girl 1: Oh my god i fucked a door last night with my sticky dildo it was sooo good
Girl 2: Oh my god me too but it was my fridge
Girl 2: Oh my god me too but it was my fridge
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Bottled up rage that rests inside of everyone, when unleashed even your ass aches from being hit by this anger almost like getting hi by a raging twister of dildos tearing up any person in its path (male or female)
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