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Depression naps

Often used by those suffering from depression or heart break to “fast forward” through the day. The thought process is sleeping thru the day so as to not have to deal with there conscious thoughts and emotional pain.
Cameron: “Hey dude, you okay? You didn’t text back all day?”

Tanner: “yeah was just taking some depression naps, This Katie shit hurts”
by Milkycunt69 October 27, 2019
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depression-sit

You know when you get to work, but you wait in your car so you can listen to the rest of your favorite song, or maybe a funny part of a podcast? This is like that, but without the music. There's no way you're hopping out of the car and starting a work day without questioning your life choices first. Alternatively, you might compulsively scroll through your various social media feeds instead of questioning your life choices.

You can also depression-sit on a toilet, but your feet might fall asleep.
Boss: "Matt, you're late again." Matt: "Well, I got here on time, but then I had to depression-sit for about 15 minutes before I could bear the thought of entering the building."

Can also be used as a noun: "My boss texted me and interrupted my depression-sit".
by mattmovesmountains January 24, 2020
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Fake depression

Usually middle schoolers would do this for attention by faking mental illnesses. Always post on their Snapchat story DHMU, only the real ones would know, always uses the 💔😕 emojis also uses Simpson edits to show their “depression” And denies when confronted about it. And don’t forget this one, they always like to date people then break up with them then post a heartbroken emoji on their story.
Every middle schooler on their story,”Don’t hit me up I need time to think, only the real ones would know.” A.K.A Fake Depression
by @andyloll2 August 3, 2019
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netflix depression

The period after finishing a television series on netflix in which you search to fill the void it left in your life.
Tommy just finished season five of Breaking Bad and is suffering from major netflix depression.
by ablake08 September 25, 2013
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rave depression

adj. The feeling of great sadness felt after a rave ends. The only known cure is going to another rave. Depression can last from several hours up to several months. May take a while for symptoms to occur
A:I just got back from a rave!
B:How was it?
A: F****** awesome!
-Day later_
B:Whats up?
A:I hate everything
B: Must be rave depression
by z1andonly July 9, 2010
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Mileven depression

Mileven depression is when you watch stranger things season two and watch he mileven kiss and feel sad. Symptoms include Finn Wolfhard obsession, jealousy of Millie Bobby Brown, headaches, nausea, and death.
After watching season two of ST, I got mileven depression.
by Finn is the best May 12, 2018
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Depression boner

A type a erection that one acquired from feeling emotion of sadness.
Tanner got a huge depression boner at his moms funeral
by tportnewdepressionboner March 20, 2017
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