Rumsfeld disease

Any medical condition acquired from drinking aspartame i.e. tumors, cancer, seizures.

My mother had an E.K.G. the other day and the doctors found a brain tumor I told her to quit drinking diet soda or she would get rumsfeld disease.

by MadAges February 25, 2007

Oprah Winfrey's Disease

When a chick, who is usually fat, gets skinny, then fat than skinny again. But she always ends up fat for a while, suffering from not being able to stay skinny. Named for Oprah's constant wait loss and eventaul regain.

Ted: That cow Hillary is fat again! She was skinny last week!
Pat: Poor bitch has Oprah Winfrey's Disease! She can't keep the wait off.

by APT October 13, 2005

Collier's Disease

When someone slowly digresses from having a fluent social life to having hardly no social life at all. This often occurs when someone gets a full time job (transportation company and/or police) and does not have time to attend these social functions due to untimely shift hours. Subject spends most nights at work while spending most of his free time stalking girls on facebook or myspace. Last known case was out of Salem, MA in 2008.

"I think my roommate has Collier's disease. He worked 48 hours this week and spent his only night off stalking single girls on facebook"

"Doctor, I can't stop stalking girls on facebook when I'm not at work. I think I contracted Collier's Disease"

by Kris Hansen August 1, 2008

Daisja

A girl who can be very sweet not fake or anything but at the same time she doesn't take shit from no nobody and don't need everyone to be her friend cause she got herself

I wouldn't get on Daisja nerves she don't play !

by KrissyPoppin January 3, 2017

Geoff's Disease

The disease that can strike without warning, Geoff's Disease has affected a number of young men worldwide.

Symptoms includes being ridiculously good looking, sexy, and smelling great.

The disease can cause extreme jealousy in other men and can cause women to become overly hot and bothered.

"That guy has a touch of Geoff's Disease"

by Gerald D Funk August 18, 2008

Dixie Chick's disease

for more information see Teleprosy

"Did you watch Olbermann last night? It was ridickulumulus."

"Yup, Dixie chick's disease is like that, the man probably doesn't even know he is sick."

by Matthew Heflin March 6, 2008

FTMD - Fork To Mouth Disease

The actual name of the disease for fat / overweight people living in denial and believing that their weight gain is from an over-active pituitary or thyroid gland.

"My mother-in-law suffers from fork to mouth disease!"

by Brendan October 16, 2003