crooked

It means Gay. You see... A non gay person is straight. So then a gay person would have to be crooked.

man i be walking at the mall just chillin when my crooked cuzins cum up and ruin my happiness

by Sum1SUmwehere June 10, 2003

Choof

Verb, meaning 'to steal' or 'to take'. It's like saying those words but bare better.

'"Sup bro, how's it going?"

"Not well brah, someone choofed by watch"

"You'll need bare dollar to replace that"'
_______________________

'When I first met you, you choofed my heart babe'

by straightouttatovil March 14, 2012

croochie

Any anal leakage that stains the underwear or is uncomfortably greasy.

"This hemorrhoid is making me have some serious croochie."

"Did you see that croochie stain on that guy's boxers?"

by Risa January 14, 2005

cloof

a slang term for vagina a.k.a da pussy

i need some cloof about now nigga.....2. her cloof stank

by Steven han & Combatt 2wice August 10, 2006

Crookedcock

A dude who wears gay hats and has bad taste in movies.

Fucking Crookedcock! What a dick!

by tj August 2, 2004

Crooked

It is a person who suffers from a crooked or tilted head.

Yugant Joshi who is crooked

by My Boy Joe January 24, 2011

coofed

1. Slang; the act of getting high from marijuana;
2. Acting funny or weird after getting high.

Paul and Tony came out the car coofed as hell.

by Jay Hanson November 20, 2007