Creamy Suprise

A man ejaculates into his boss's coffee.

P1"Wow dude did you just hear that Ron pulled off the Creamy Suprise?"
P2"Dude no way! His boss must be pissed!"

by I got fired doing this June 5, 2020

Creamy

This is when you have ejaculated in/on something/someone and it has resolved in leaving that object/person sticky and creamy

"I had sex with her last night. "
"Sick dude how was it?"
"It was amazing. She was all creamy and sticky by the end of it"

by HelloJackie6969 July 7, 2023

Creamy Mimosa

When someone receives a cream pie before meeting friends for brunch.

Dude, why is your girl so friendly today?

I gave her the ol' creamy mimosa. I came inside and bought her alcohol

by OldR3dHat September 8, 2025

creamy wonder

When you cum so much it foams up and looks like you sprayed it out of a whipped cream can.

I had such a big creamy wonder last night my girlfriend called my penis a can of whipped cream

by Definitions united July 8, 2014

Creamy kebab

When a mormon gets a stink fart in there face

Ahh man in seminary some did a creamy kebab in my face and I liked it

by Evan Davis March 17, 2025

Creamy ahh

Something that my classmate said to me in art class

Also a bunch of moaning

classmate: so creamy ahh
😔

by herbcookiefanpagehatepage January 27, 2022

Creamy Bulleteer

One whose kink is having another person ejaculate on his asshole while a different person shoots him in the asshole.

"Do you like JP?"
"Ugh idk he's kind of a creamy bulleteer."
"Really?! That sucks. I kinda liked him."

by BKBChampion November 2, 2016