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St. Pete Catholic

n. The greatest high school ever. Formerly headed by the one and only Pappa Lou, and now under the adored Serio. The elitest of all the Salesian schools, and the pride and joy of Don Bosco himself.

Also home to the most amazing ladies ever. See Donny B's Homegirls
St. Pete Catholic would have been Jesus' high school, had He lived now.
by Brock April 7, 2005
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Hudson Catholic

An all boys high school located on Bergen Avenue in Jersey City, NJ. The school is for the students that did not want to write a stupid ass essay to get into rival school St. Peter's Prep. The school features all types of students and some strange teachers. The Principal looks like Peter Griffin.

WARNING! If you don't want to get Herpes from all of the geeky ass kids and homosexual wrestlers from St. Peters Prep. This is the school for you.
I went to Hudson Catholic to avoid getting Herpes.
by Mad Mop 22 December 12, 2008
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Waste bucket school full of brown mans bumping toronto tracks on their pmall speakers, Chinese mans rockin fake gear, and filipino mans who hang out with black mans. There are no sweet shordies and alotta sweet mandem wasting their good looks. Daquan runs this school
Guy: “Yo fam you wanna run the aux cord and bump tracks?”
Guy 2: “say no more famo wallahi im bumping kmoney”
Guy 1: wow are you from Father Michael McGivney Catholic Academy
by Ripsmokedawg January 12, 2019
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The Catholic Dance

the Catholics decided priests cant marry, and you cant eat meat on Friday

"damn, i forgot to do that current event for science class", "Just do The Catholic Dance, your teacher will never know you made it up."
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Catholic

The 'original' European branch of Christianity, which have many bits and pieces of celtic goddess worship. Many evangelical and militant right-wing christian cults (ie. KKK) feature violent anti-catholic sentiment, which focus on the alleged papal decadence and the pseudo-pagan worship of Mary and the saints within the church. Such indoctrination is a direct hold-over from the Catholic-bashing propaganda that was first spread after the Protestant Reformation in the 16th century. Catholics are sometimes referred to as 'Papists', 'Popelovers', 'Mary-Worshippers' etc etc etc.
'...These folks are still more pagan than Christian. Only now, their favorite goddess is Mary, the mother of Jesus. Catholics are no better than pagans or Wiccans, praying to stone statues and trees...'
by Krapnip December 11, 2004
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traditional Catholic

A Catholic who does not recognize the second Vatican council as valid and rejects its teachings. Traditional Catholics believe that the post-Vatican 2 church is "not real Catholic" and that they are the actual real Catholics.

Some traditional Catholics believe that the entire modern post-Vatican 2 church is infiltrated by Masons and Communists. Which most sane people find hard to believe.
My friend is a traditional Catholic who goes to the latin mass every Sunday and keeps telling me that the church i've always gone to is not real Catholic. Puh-leeease!!!

Dude you know Pope Benedict the 16th? He's a Masonic plant set out to destroy the Catholic church!
by jsmith8800 February 16, 2008
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catholic shower

Taking a shower after masturbating in order to remove the feelings of guilt.
After bartending a high school graduation party, I had to take a Catholic shower.
by KBC guys June 1, 2014
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