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Mattress Cracking 

When you get too close to the edge of your mattress and it goes in your arse crack.
Mike: Bro, how was your night last night?

Paul: Dude, we got some serious action, but three adults in a single bed? I ended up mattress cracking all night!
Mattress Cracking by mjmnz April 3, 2022

Cricking 

A back or neck pain leading to a spaz
Man that chair was cricking me!
Cricking by KDGirl February 11, 2009

crackmint 

Lifesaver wintergreen mints that age just a bit so they become somewhat soft and powdery. They become just as addictive as crack and once you eat one, you can't stop.
Holy Crap! You've got crackmints in your lunch! You better have brought enough for everyone.
crackmint by iq911506 May 7, 2011

crackigate 

(verb) When the sides of underwear (non-thong) move and migrate to your butt crack giving you a wedgy.
She decided to wear thongs because normal panties always crackigate on her.
crackigate by BuddhaDuder August 14, 2011

Crankington's disease 

The act of Cranking down so roughly and vigourously that the entire body goes into a jerking fit that resembles the shaking symptoms of Parkington's disease. Crankington's disease effects all age groups, and the results can be catastrophic, even resulting in loss of ability to crank.
Yages was cranking down so hard in the bathroom that he can't stop himself from shaking, hes got Crankington's Disease!

cranking the gears

To drive something; make something happen; run the show
Underneath the corporate veil, cranking the gears, aren't moneys, robots, or artificial intelligence, but people: managers, employees, corporate executives, and shareholders. -- "UNSCRIPTED: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Entrepreneurship" by MJ DeMarco
cranking the gears by LBRT August 1, 2017