cole chapman

The most inbred person on the planet. His cock will make you jump back of how its so big. Also another word for autism.

Girl 1: I heard cole chapman's cock killed 3 girls last night!
Girl 2: I wish cole chapman would punish me with his cock...

by jimstrong2314 March 6, 2017

Cole masturbation

Cole masturabtion is where the famous cole will master the bation, he will first chop the long stick into multiple pieces while doing some karate moves "HUTAHHHHHHH" he will often moan and groan during this strange but unique ritual, once the stick is chopped up he will throw it into the hot boiling milkshake, he will most likely miss but should at least get once sliced up price into it, once he has successfully done this he will start to float and fancily sip a cup of coffee, once the boiling process has finished he will fall from he air, cracking his neck causing him to die, one of his sons will come out from no where and sprinkle cum ((or more commonly known as sudioshiestamakoletes)) all over his body, but before this he will be striped nude.

Jerry: omg, have you see cole masturbation?
Shelissa: *moans intensely* that was so hot!
Jerry: I think I just turned gay.

by Have some dick mate July 1, 2017

cole elden

His middle name is Elden. Thats all that matters.

Any random person: Hey whats his name?

Kalani: Its Cole ELDEN.

by 2013GSXR July 5, 2017

coiled rattlesnake

A poop so impressively large, that the producer is inspired to share it on social media with the hashtag #coiledrattlesnake

Brah! You should have seen the coiled rattlesnake I dropped this morning, ten coils! #coiledrattlesnake

by Latte Zinger August 8, 2017

chylee

dank memelord

Chylee is a dank memelord

by Mike kachowski December 15, 2017

Cole

Cole is that one friend who's a huge meme but also the most endearing friend ever. He plays a band instrument and will annoy you with it (especially if it's brass). If you can look past his silliness and tendencies to memes, he is one of the best friends you could ever hope to have and an even better boyfriend (provided nobody else tries to steal him). He's also a huge teddy bear and will show affection to everyone.

Person 1: I love Cole so much.
Person 2: I'm gonna go confess to him.
Person 1: Nah, he's mine!

by Jaylynn Blade K April 11, 2018

Cole H.

Cole. H is a sadistic person who I would consider my friend despite the fact he'll one day stab me. His opening phrase when he gets to college is "Hentai is why I'm here" (You're welcome)

Ex: Cole H. sucks balls.

by SoccerDaddy June 4, 2018