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a wood chuck should never be judged on quantity of wood just the quality of said wood.

should a woodchuck choose not to chuck wood it is his choice and his choice alone he should not be judged on his motives for chucking said wood

the question being asked should be what KIND of wood a woodchuck chucks if he so chooses to chuck said wood
a woodchuck that chucks 500 chords of oak is no greater than a woodchuck that chucks 1 chord of cedar

a woodchuck that chooses not to chuck wood is just as much as a woodchuck as one that doesnt.

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
by tom-curly July 5, 2011
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When things more than just cool, you add the 'ting' on the end for extra cool emphasis!
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coulter

noun. A book or an op-ed that is rife with distortions, falsehoods, or plagiarized passages

Derived from Republicunt "pundit" Ann Coulter's notoriously irresponsible attempts at scholarship.
Did you read the latest coulter in the Washington Times? What a load of crap!
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ann coulter

An honest, witty, intelligent and insightful conservative writer who effectively communicates the right-wing message and proves that liberals are wrong about everything... just kidding!
Ann Coulter called Katie Couric "the affable Eva Braun of morning TV" just because she's jealous that Katie is 4 years older and 10 inches shorter yet 20 times hotter than her.
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Colton and Kaylie

The most amazing couple in the world. You will never meet a couple quite like this. They argue like a married couple. They are rlly mean to each other. Yet they show each other more love than anyone has ever seen. They can read each other very easily and make being in a relationship look easy.
OMG is that Colton and Kaylie!! Oh no thats just Bella and Edward. lol
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