arse cough

A fart.

That’s was an epic arse cough (fart)

by Arse cough February 03, 2018

Hooping cough

The cough one gets from the insertion of an item into the anus.

"I was stashing some drugs up my ass and got mad hooping cough!"

by FionaB June 20, 2015

Shooter's Cough

Coughing to protest people wasting air on wholesome things. Shouting down an existence without getting called out.

Did you notice this year Nemii only stops coughing to speak and not the other way around? Or when she liked what she heard?

Bro that's shooter's cough. She allergic to truth stop being so damn authentic it brings the worst out. You're gonna get us killed or worse.

by © June 30, 2023

chocolate cough

When you cough after you eat chocolate or anything with chocolate in it.

Dave:“*COUGH*” Max:”Uhh, didn’t you eat a chocolate bar just now??” Dave:” Sorry dude, that was one of my chocolate coughs.”

by DΘCTΘRχΡΗΥL July 16, 2024

circuit cough

The persistent cough usually accompanied by a sore throat occurring after attending a Circuit Party or festival. Usually caused by yelling over music, lack of sleep, and other extracurricular activities related to the circuit scene.

Tom is a true Circuit Queen. He has circuit cough at least once a month.

by allaboutxy May 02, 2019

Coughing Facts

Similar to the phrase "Spitting Facts" but it's more accidental and less passive aggressive. Since you can't help coughing.

PERSON 1: Hotdogs are actually sandwiches.
PERSON 2: Dude, you're coughing facts!

by lukas1337 December 05, 2023

Cough pee

If you run, jump, scream, trip, sneeze or cough you pee. Just a little pee but enough to know you wet pants and need to work on flexing the inner most muscle inside the walls of man hole, in order to control that little piddle in the middle.

Bless you, no damn it I cough pee d and now I've got to go change .

by jillbabe August 23, 2016