Corona Condom

A face mask, designed to protect people from contracting and spreading the SARS-CoV-, the main cause of COVID-19. Usually protested by people who think the virus is a hoax (See: Karen, Republican, anti-vaxxer)

Ah, crap...i can't go into the store. I forgot my Corona condom!
Don't forgot to wear your Corona condom when out in public.

by SomePerson100000 December 30, 2020

Corona-Jowling

The violent shaking of the jowls whilst reacting to the ever-changing unfactual ridiculous hesteria over Corona virus media posts and Friends Facebook propaganda. Often associated with the re-telling or re-tweeting of a Corona virus event not substantiated by any fact or authority.

Did you hear that bill got the corona virus from his goldfish!! (He had no symptoms and made a full recovery)....corona-jowling

by My Corona March 18, 2020

Corona

1 incaceration(leads to ricin)
2 mental instition(leads to ricin)
3 homelessness(leads to murder, or connection to others)
4 suicide

Corona

by MineOwedWu's August 14, 2021

corona hustle

Corona Hustle is when the governments decide to shut down the whole planet and damage the economy putting people out of jobs and introducing a vaccine for the benefit of the few.

This is just a corona hustle, it isn't real

by dont think, feel April 20, 2020

Corona-worrier

A person who cares a bit too much for the corona virus and who it has killed. Most common in the elderly, people with anxiety, and many others.

All those corona-worriers knocked all the stores plain out of stock!

by VIC1IM March 19, 2021

Corona

Name of a very popular man, a lot of people dislike him though. They will tell you to stay away from him and wash your hands if you see him. This man is the reason all the kids can stay home from school and parents can work (Wo *cough* Work ). He has also single handledly put the world into a recession ruining the stock market (he is very very rich).

Kid: I have to stay home from school because of Corona! Who is Corona?
Dad: Some guy from china that lets me work from home.

Kid: So why are you watching TV?

by Cutler6 March 14, 2020

corona cushion

Weight gain due to excessive comfort eating during pandemic mandated social distancing.

My jeans have gotten a little tighter with this corona cushion.

by bittergreens March 20, 2020