A person who has such a hatred/fear towards vaginas they now identify as gay only because of default. They have no choice but to be gay due to their crippling phobia.
John: Yo, just wondering, you gay?
Tom: Nah man, I'm just anti-coochie.
John: Oh, fr? What is that?
Tom: I just don't fuck with coochie. Simple as that.
John: #Valid
Tom: Nah man, I'm just anti-coochie.
John: Oh, fr? What is that?
Tom: I just don't fuck with coochie. Simple as that.
John: #Valid
by kaliana.forte October 27, 2021
Get the Anti-coochiemug. Someone who is incredibly amazing. They do have to like coochie though. Lesbians or Straight, you can be coochie man.
Or it can be a way of saying “I’m online” or spamming
Or it can be a way of saying “I’m online” or spamming
by Jhido September 17, 2020
Get the Coochie manmug. It only appears 1 in every 50 million women. Super Coochie has been around since the Egyptians and has been the catalyst for several wars, marriage proposals, and certain infections. As super coochie can be highly unstable if not using proper protection...
Dude: Yo my guy I just realized my girl has super Coochie
My guy: yo you better wife that.
Dude: I would but she also gave me Super Aids.
My guy: yo you better wife that.
Dude: I would but she also gave me Super Aids.
by Ville0221 October 24, 2019
Get the Super coochiemug. one who wrangles coochies. Someone who used a lasso or a come hither look to ensnare a coochie or a person who owns a coochie. Some common types pf coochie wranglers could be enticing cowboys or just people who enjoy using lassos in strange ways.
by awnagretlha August 16, 2010
Get the coochie wranglermug. by cooter paint May 8, 2021
Get the coochie paintmug. The type of coochie that has recuperative ability. It has the power to restore it's natural size, shape, form and moisture, even following a vigorous session of sexual penetration.
by MeloManAce December 30, 2020
Get the Wolverine Coochiemug. by TheIceCreamMen March 23, 2023
Get the Coochie Pebblesmug.