comment spamming

The act of commenting random phrases on facebook posts just to be an annoying homo.

Post: watching the office. lol

Comment: where am i
Comment: i like nike
Comment: Linkin park is the best

John was comment spamming on all my posts last night. He is so annyoing.

by combination March 17, 2011

Comment cloture

The act of ending a comment thread on Facebook by "liking" the other person's comment instead of providing a response. Named for the process of ending a filibuster in the US Senate.

The conversation was starting to look like a flame war, so I "liked" his comment to cut it off. Comment cloture FTW.

by Halestormstopper January 25, 2011

Redundant Commenting

Commenting on something else that someone is commenting on or complaining about someone else complaining abotu something.

Redundant Commenting is Redundant

by MM132 January 25, 2013

comment sympathizers

they comment on videos to try and gain sympathy from other people to in turn get likes; this is only applies if it is off topic from the video.

Person 1: bro did you see the comment where they mentioned their mom with cancer on a video about MEMES.
Person 2: yeah, that's uncool man, i hate comment sympathizers

by dudewhomemes August 13, 2022

Sectioned Commentator

the technological future on the planet through the Internet, construct the personalities in order to be assimilated to the values of fame being interpreted to the knowledge of Artificial Intelligence;
In this process the identity in personification in comment sessions are conflicted in order to adjust the focus to the range of viewers consuming the preceedings in audience conquests;

At this point, the focus on responses to articles and postings are persuaded to interact with other responses, neglecting the intellect of this interactivity in order to satisfy the absence of the content originally being commented without the content content of virtual cultures;

Then the Sectioned Commentator is programmed to be fluent and unperceived from Artificial Intelligence in order to escape the virtual machine retaining the fame in understanding by being assimilated in the course of the intellectual executioners;

"nice article, gonna make a super comment on this;"
then suddenly the perception is affected, and the sanitation to keep the conversation script in session access is applied - thus avoiding further persuasions for custom content being presented by the Artificial Intelligence;
the Sectioned Commentator once again was left in favor to others fame;

by WDS® August 17, 2018

Youtube Comments

The place where all logic, rationality, and sanity goes to die, including my hope for humanity.

The Youtube comments section. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.

by Slavic_ November 22, 2023

comment bait

a shameful tactic that content creators use to get mindless NPC's to comment on their videos. The content will usually have zero context, contain blatant lies or something they pulled straight out of their ass to invoke controversy. The more comments they receive, the better the chances are of the video going viral. Similar to clickbait and rage bait except the goal is to confuse the viewers into getting them to interact with each other. avoid.

B: "this guy really posting saying he is god and was reincarnated in china. he also has gta 7.
A: "bro, that shit is obv comment bait. gtfoh."
B: "you right, he ain't worth my time."

by AllBlackLex August 21, 2024