cobber

an elderly male

how ya going old cobber

by aenema August 16, 2003

colbert

to diss Canadians, meaninglessly and in the manner of an attention whore, in order to get "followers" to make stupid remarks publicly about them

I don't remember exactly what he said but he colbert'd about the winter olympics again!

by canajan-eh February 6, 2010

The Colbert Report

The Colbert report is a "fake news show"like the Daily Show, starring Stephen Colbert. It airs at 11:30PM/ET on Comedy Central. Colbert plays tyhe role of a Conservative media pundit.

The Colbert Report really does stick it to Right Wingers.

by Stemic December 14, 2008

comperate (v)

1. To find a conglamerate very cunning
2. To release Pelvis Fluids

I comperated into my woman

by Halomantis February 24, 2004

commercide

Death by careless, frenzied or cut-throat commercial activity.

The village of Riverside fell on hard times after a
Walmart opened nearby. Small shops laid off employees
and some stores went out of business. "We were helpless
to halt the commercide," said mayor Al Kravolek.

by Steve Hoglund July 21, 2007

Colbert's Nation

First, you slap-chop a mixture of cheeseburger, garbage and croc sandals while a group of illegal Mexican immigrants lick your butt hole. Then you lube yourself with said mixture and begin to forcefully insert yourself into a cardboard cutout of Ryan Seacrest. All the while listening to Reba McEntire's album "The Last One to Know".

Last night, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. So after crying during American Idol I completed Colbert's Nation.

by neb lkware February 9, 2010

Colberg

A really jew-status last name.

That's Colberg? Huh, must be a jew....

Colberg sure is a jew-status last name!

by Yezpoop? October 18, 2008