A town where most of its female population aim to be pregnant by age 18, therefor making it easy for males to find a girl to sleep.
Dave: "I went to Cockatoo last night"
John: "You get laid?"
Dave: "Are you kidding its Cockatoo, like 7 times all different girls same party"
John: "You get laid?"
Dave: "Are you kidding its Cockatoo, like 7 times all different girls same party"
by John Cantaro September 19, 2008
Get the Cockatoo mug.A species of Avian that has a distinct amount of capabilities and mindsets. The bird itself is very bright and gleaming with happiness and joy.
Its favorite past time is to scream at quite literally fucking everything. It will verbally abuse anything it sees move, from a human opening the fridge, to a leaf falling off a fucking tree.
Even if you treat this creature with the utmost respect and adore it heavily, touch this nigga and you'll lose a finger, promise. This thing will chase you down your own house and make it a 6-course meal. But no no no, you think the thing eats? Every plate of food is just another thing to insult to this pathetic fucking mistake of an animal.
Its favorite choice of vocabulary is usually a single sounding screech that sounds somewhat like the word "Rat."
If it wants to consume an item of food to survive, it will alert you. You may ask "What is this miraculous work of nature's signal that it is hungry?" Well, it is simple, it will just climb up and down its cage for about 20 minutes to 3 years at a time, because what else is it gonna fucking do, it's a worthless fucking specimen. If it is not in a cage, you will simply become the food, and it will tear you to shreds with its stupid fucking talons.
Its favorite past time is to scream at quite literally fucking everything. It will verbally abuse anything it sees move, from a human opening the fridge, to a leaf falling off a fucking tree.
Even if you treat this creature with the utmost respect and adore it heavily, touch this nigga and you'll lose a finger, promise. This thing will chase you down your own house and make it a 6-course meal. But no no no, you think the thing eats? Every plate of food is just another thing to insult to this pathetic fucking mistake of an animal.
Its favorite choice of vocabulary is usually a single sounding screech that sounds somewhat like the word "Rat."
If it wants to consume an item of food to survive, it will alert you. You may ask "What is this miraculous work of nature's signal that it is hungry?" Well, it is simple, it will just climb up and down its cage for about 20 minutes to 3 years at a time, because what else is it gonna fucking do, it's a worthless fucking specimen. If it is not in a cage, you will simply become the food, and it will tear you to shreds with its stupid fucking talons.
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Get the Cocketizer mug.derogatory term for someone that’s a part of the “coquette” community except they’re usually racist, promote eating disorders and grooming. stuck in 2012 tumblr to the point where it’s clinically concerning. still try to have a “lolita” aesthetic as an adult, sometimes spelled “croquette” with a string of cute pink emojis in a satirical way when making fun of them. usually out of touch with reality purposefully. doesn’t understand any of the literature or media that’s loved by the community but reposts it and calls themselves “deranged” when they do nothing but lay in their room all day writing bad poetry that doesn’t even relate to them to seem deeper. a femcel or waif in disguise.
“I’m so lisa rowe girl interrupted coded, she’s so me omg.💗 anyways angels 👼🤍 make sure you skip your meals today 😍 and text your old man humbert humbert sugar daddy 👴 to get that cash lolita nymphette angels 🤑💰 you won’t be a teenager anymore and will be washed up soon. so it’s best you do it now 😌.”
“it’s giving cockette. seek help. you’re gonna get doxxed soon bestie”
“it’s giving cockette. seek help. you’re gonna get doxxed soon bestie”
by cherriest September 20, 2023
Get the cockette mug.derogatory term for someone that’s a part of the “coquette” community except they’re usually racist, promote eating disorders and grooming. stuck in 2012 tumblr to the point where it’s clinically concerning. still try to have a “lolita” aesthetic as an adult, sometimes spelled “croquette” with a string of cute pink emojis in a satirical way when making fun of them. usually out of touch with reality purposefully. posts bad memes. doesn’t understand any of the literature or media that’s loved by the community but reposts it and calls themselves “deranged” when they do nothing but lay in their room all day writing bad poetry that doesn’t even relate to them to seem deeper. a femcel or waif in disguise.
“I’m so lisa rowe girl interrupted coded, she’s so me omg.💗 anyways angels 👼🤍 make sure you skip your meals today 😍 and text your old man humbert humbert sugar daddy 👴 to get that cash lolita nymphette angels 🤑💰 you won’t be a teenager anymore and will be washed up soon. so it’s best you do it now 😌.”
“it’s giving cockette. 💕🦢💌✨ seek help. you’re gonna get doxxed soon bestie”
“it’s giving cockette. 💕🦢💌✨ seek help. you’re gonna get doxxed soon bestie”
by cherriest September 20, 2023
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