A cloud clipper is your crush's crush. When think you even have the slightest chance of hope, they come in all sly and take their attention away from you.
Omg Brittney's such a cloud clipper!
I was talking to Steve today, like omg he's so hot! but then fat Patricia had come along and took him away. What a cloud clipper!!!!!
I was talking to Steve today, like omg he's so hot! but then fat Patricia had come along and took him away. What a cloud clipper!!!!!
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by Christanka October 16, 2019
Get the crotch clipper mug.A series of unfortunate events that can vary in severity although typically minor that usually surround one individual, but can also effect a group or large entity.
Person A: Bro’, fuck this game. I just got hit by a banana, two red shells and a blue shell on the last lap.
Person B: Haha, that’s the fucking clappening. Shouldn’t have been talking all that shit.
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Guy A: Ugh, my stocks are down 30%, and I’m going to have to get surgery to remove my kidney stones and I think my wife is boinking the pool boy.
Guy B: Damn, the clappening is real.
Person B: Haha, that’s the fucking clappening. Shouldn’t have been talking all that shit.
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Guy A: Ugh, my stocks are down 30%, and I’m going to have to get surgery to remove my kidney stones and I think my wife is boinking the pool boy.
Guy B: Damn, the clappening is real.
by MittenstheG March 28, 2021
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Bill:Nah man he was looking Hella clapped already when he was born.
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Kayla:*comes out of room*
John:Oh golly gosh you looking Hella clapped with that drip.
Bill:Nah man he was looking Hella clapped already when he was born.
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Kayla:*comes out of room*
John:Oh golly gosh you looking Hella clapped with that drip.
by Man who made this September 4, 2021
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Person 2: I double-clapped this woman.
Person 1: Filthy bastard...
Person 2: I double-clapped this woman.
Person 1: Filthy bastard...
by BiggieChezz January 3, 2022
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Example: half of the white kids who post dance videos on Tik Tok.
Example: half of the white kids who post dance videos on Tik Tok.
Person 1: have you seen that retarded kid's dance videos on Tik Tok? He's an inspiration!
Person 2: Yeah, I thought so too, but after a while I figured out that kid's not retarded he's just weird looking.
Person 1: Damn, what a handi-capper!
Person 2: Yeah, I thought so too, but after a while I figured out that kid's not retarded he's just weird looking.
Person 1: Damn, what a handi-capper!
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