A bunch of close eyed, clasped hands, hat wearing bastards who can't take anything else seriously and get really offended when a media object pokes fun at their religion.
by Akulakhan April 24, 2012
Get the Christiansmug. by Candalstick September 24, 2011
Get the Christianmug. The largest and only true religion in the world. It currently consists of well over 2 BILLION people all over the globe, including the Middle East. Most Christians are dedicated to the teachings of Jesus Christ, and the word of God in both the Old and New Testaments of the Bible. Just because of several million violent, hate-filled Christians who perform the kinds of acts they do, it doesn't mean that every single Christian (and definitely not the majority) are like the negative, ignorant, and destructive kinds of people that you stereotype them as. It is wrong to stereotype an entire worldwide religion and its people because of the actions of a few. And for those of you calling us hate-filled, homophobic, and violent; just keep in mind what the Muslims are doing over in the Middle East. Unlike them, we do not abuse and oppress our women (except for a very few terrible men). We believe in the sanctity of life, and we don't go out murdering and exterminating those of another religion or those who have no religion. In addition, we do not impede on the progress of scientific study as also falsely-claimed by many millions. Have you never heard of Gregor Mendel, the Catholic clergyman who discovered genetics in experiments with pea plants? That man is probably the finest example of how Christians actually promote the advancements in science, especially since many of those advancements lead to the saving of lives.
For those of you calling us close-minded, redneck, hick, fascist, nazi, Republican (not that that's derogatory, by the way
For those of you calling us close-minded, redneck, hick, fascist, nazi, Republican (not that that's derogatory, by the way
For those of you calling we Christians close-minded, redneck, hick, fascist, nazi, Republican (not that that's derogatory, by the way), gay-basher, warmonger, hypocrite, retard, and many other, far more profane names and labels, perhaps you're not that open-minded yourselves. So, who's the REAL hypocrite?
by A Midwestern Christian September 17, 2006
Get the Christianitymug. A communal fantasy land where things will get better as soon as you die, that is as long as you continue to believe what we tell you. Also, we want you to give us 10% of your income. I mean it's not us that wants that... It's God. We're just the messengers.
I can get you a great deal on beach front property in Arizona. If you believe that, you might be a candidate for christianity
by chipnhunter March 26, 2009
Get the Christianitymug. Someone who believes in God and his son, Jesus Christ, who died on the cross for our sins. A real Christian does not try to force their beliefs on others, and rarely tells people straight out that they are one, but lives like it every day. They realize that no one is perfect, especially themselves, and they do not attempt to make people believe they are.
Some Christians are always trying to force their beliefs on others, and because of those idiots, the rest of us get a bad name and are always being ridiculed.
Some Christians are always trying to force their beliefs on others, and because of those idiots, the rest of us get a bad name and are always being ridiculed.
Girl: Are you a Christian?
Christian: Yea, why?
Girl: You're not going to try to "convert me," are you?
Christian: Why would I do that?
Girl: You all do.
Christian: You've met some pretty bad Christians, haven't you?
Christian: Yea, why?
Girl: You're not going to try to "convert me," are you?
Christian: Why would I do that?
Girl: You all do.
Christian: You've met some pretty bad Christians, haven't you?
by S.Elizabeth January 25, 2010
Get the Christianmug. One of the three big Abrahamic faiths. The majority of Christians follow an c.1,900 old piece of papyrus known as the New Testament. Christianity is centered around the New Testament and the teachings of Jesus of Nazareth.
Opinion on Christianity:
I find Christianity to the worst religion to follow, if one must follow a religion in the first place. The birth of Christianity led to the demise of millions of people over a period of approx. 2,000 years.
Christianity is possibly the most shrouded, unknown, and controversial religion of all time. A religious faith is meant to better the lives of people, but clearly for the vast majority of humans on this planet, Christianity has not.
The Crusades are but one of many series of incidents that have been negatively incited due to the conception of Christianity.
Christianity is engulfed in lies, murder, and deception. It is almost miraculous how so many misguided, brain-washed people consistently follow this ridiculous religion generation after generation after generation. It is almost as if they cannot differentiate between reality and the erroneous beliefs spewed out by the Judeo-Christian lie machine.
The metaphysics in Christianity also bears discrepancies such as everything else in the Bible. Discrepancy after discrepancy after discrepancy. That's what Christianity is.
Opinion on Christianity:
I find Christianity to the worst religion to follow, if one must follow a religion in the first place. The birth of Christianity led to the demise of millions of people over a period of approx. 2,000 years.
Christianity is possibly the most shrouded, unknown, and controversial religion of all time. A religious faith is meant to better the lives of people, but clearly for the vast majority of humans on this planet, Christianity has not.
The Crusades are but one of many series of incidents that have been negatively incited due to the conception of Christianity.
Christianity is engulfed in lies, murder, and deception. It is almost miraculous how so many misguided, brain-washed people consistently follow this ridiculous religion generation after generation after generation. It is almost as if they cannot differentiate between reality and the erroneous beliefs spewed out by the Judeo-Christian lie machine.
The metaphysics in Christianity also bears discrepancies such as everything else in the Bible. Discrepancy after discrepancy after discrepancy. That's what Christianity is.
Misguided Man: "Hi, I love God and Jesus. I am, what is widely know as, a Christian. I love Christianity because I get to go to church every Sunday and have a bunch of religious, fluffy propaganda filled into my head, it's great!"
Rational Man : "Hello, I am an Atheist. I have the ability to differentiate between reality and the Judeo-Christian Lie Machine. I am one of the few remaining intelligentsia on this planet. Yay, me!"
Rational Man : "Hello, I am an Atheist. I have the ability to differentiate between reality and the Judeo-Christian Lie Machine. I am one of the few remaining intelligentsia on this planet. Yay, me!"
by greywindex December 14, 2008
Get the Christianitymug. a person who belives there awesome! also there caring, thoughtful, beautiful and great friends usaly layed back and knows how to hold a grudge. She or he is also easy to love.
by hklj July 30, 2009
Get the Christianmug.